openin' the store

[Dan]

So, this morning, I'm working on my own at the UPS Store. I'm nervous, even though I only work alone for about an hour and Saturday mornings are probably our slowest time of the week. I'm paranoid that someone's going to bring in some oddball item that I have no clue how to box or something. I wonder if I could just turn off the lights, then not worry about it at all!

So, I guess if you're in the Aiken area, come by and I'll give you some free packaging or something. Or not. I'm bored and only slept for four hours last night.

 

[Lefty Wilbury]

whats the shipping rate for 25 pounds of pot, two dead bodies (heads only) and an a batch of "fuck France! vote Republican" bumper stickers? good luck with the store make sure you keep us up to date on the wierdest crap that rolls through the doors.

 

[Dan]

Yesterday we shipped what was supposedly an authentic original Picasso. It was just a sketch, probably couldn't have taken him more than 15 minutes to draw. The people insured it for $25,000 and paid over $500 to ship it to a restaurant in Houston.