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March 31, 2006
Prayer Study: Humans Fail to Manipulate God
by Scott Ott
(2006-03-31) A team of scientists today ended a 10-year study on the so-called power of prayer by concluding that God cannot be manipulated by humans, not even by scientists with a $2.4 million research grant.
The scientists also noted that their work was sabotaged by religious zealots secretly praying for study subjects who were supposed to receive no prayer.
The allegations came at a news conference where researchers announced their findings that intercessory prayer by two Roman Catholic religious communities and a group from the Missouri-based Unity church failed to produce better results for patients recovering from heart surgery.
As it turns out, God was not impressed by our academic credentials, our substantial funding base, and our rigorous study protocols, said lead researcher Dr. Herbert Benson, a cardiologist and director of the Mind/Body Medical Institute near Boston. I get the feeling we just spent 10 years looking through the wrong end of the telescope.
While patients who knew they were the targets of the studys intercessory prayer team actually had more post-operative complications, Dr. Benson admitted he failed to prevent friends and relatives from praying for the no prayer control group.
It really burns me up that we worked so hard, only to be undermined by an anonymous army of intellectual weaklings on their knees, he said.
Dr. Benson said he would now seek $10 million in grants to explore whether fire can be called down from heaven to kindle a pile of wood. The control groups wood will be drenched in water to prevent combustion.
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