They don’t make good guard dogs either.
Speak for yourself. I had one stop my motorcycle from getting stolen.
He slipped the chain to do it. He was only staying on it for my benefit,
but when 2 dudes came 'round the back yard that he didn't know. Oh!
I woke up to 2 slamming truck doors, come out, see nothing.
Both front gates are wide open. I go to back yard, bike there, dog no there.
I start freakin' out, go out front, and here he comes! Happy as a mofo.
That dog never barked, he just bit if you didn't belong. I didn't think to look for blood.
What happened was I had an ad to sell the bike. So the guys called and said
they'd come by, asked for my address, I gave it to 'em they never showed.
Well, until about 2AM that night when then opened both my gates, backed
up a pickup truck, was gonna throw my bike into it and skedaddle down the road.
Dog slipped the chain and stopped all that from happening.
He was only staying on it to be a good boy for me.