Injury Classifications for Turtle Bites Burning Water Skis Here s Rand Paul 8217 s Hilarious Obamacare Rant Video TheBlaze.com
With the implementation of Obamacare, doctors will soon be required to use roughly
122,000 new medical diagnostic codes to inform the federal government of injuries sustained by Americans, so says
Kentucky Senator Rand Paul.
The new codes, Sen. Paul explained, include classifications for
“injuries sustained from a turtle,” “walking into a lamppost” and “injuries sustained from burning water skis.”
“Your government just wants to take care of you,” he added, criticizing the new law’s
9,000-plus pages of new regulations. “They don’t think you’re smart enough to make these decisions.”
Physicians currently have about 18,000 medical diagnostic codes, called ICD-9, to choose from to help them inform insurers of their patients’ ailments. But according to Paul (himself a physician), Obamacare will require physicians to
adopt roughly 122,000 new codes — and some of them sound downright ridiculous.
“Included among these codes,” the senator continued, “will be
312 new codes for injuries from animals; 72 new codes for injuries just from birds; 9 new codes for ‘injuries from the macaw.”‘
“The macaw?” he asked. “I’ve asked physicians all over the country, ‘Have you ever seen an injury from a macaw?”‘