NFL Week 1 Prognostications

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Ah, at last the Football season is upon us. Since no one else has started a NFL week 1 thread, I'll do so now.

Thursday 9/5
Pukers at Da Bearsus --- Bears returning their great defense from last year. Packers with new coaching staff. Oldest rivalry in pro football. Bears take this one at home.

Sunday 9/8
Rams at Panthers --- Defending NFC champion Rams should handle the Panthers.

Redskins at Eagles --- Eagles at home over the Skins.

Bills at Jets --- Neither team especially good on offense. Bills better defense. Bills on the road.

Falcons at Vikings --- Vikings at home over the Falcons.

Ravens at Fish --- Ravens better on both sides of the ball. Ravens on the road.

Chefs at Jags --- Chefs incredible offense against Jags stingy defense. Jags now have Foles to QB their team instead of crappy Bortles. Still, Chefs too much horsepower to stop. Chefs on the road.

Titans at Brownies --- Browns seem to have turned things around and are looking up. Titans pretty solid team too. Browns at home.

Colts at Chargers --- Colts gonna suck without Luck. Maybe they'll suck enough this season to land their next franchise QB. Chargers at "home".

Bungles at Seachix --- Seachix at home.

Whiners at Succaneers --- Dunno... Succaneers at home, I guess.

Jersey Jints at Cowpies --- Cowpies at home.

Kitties at Cards --- I'll go with the Lions on the road.

Steelers at Pats --- Game of the week. Pats at home.

Monday 9/9
Texassans at Saints --- Brees and the Saints at home.

Broncos at Raiders --- Not sure what to expect here. Going with Broncos on the road.
 
Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears To late to pick

Atlanta Falcons at Minnesota Vikings Vikings win this one
Washington Redskins at Philadelphia Eagles Eagles soar for a win
Buffalo Bills at New York Jets Bills lose on the road
Baltimore Ravens at Miami Dolphins Ravens out swim the Dolphins
Kansas City Chiefs at Jacksonville Jaguars Chiefs offense out duels Jags
Tennessee Titans at Cleveland Browns Cleveland wins their home opener
Los Angeles Rams at Carolina Panthers Rams win
Cincinnati Bengals at Seattle Seahawks Not enough talent for the Bengals to stay in this game
Indianapolis Colts at Los Angeles Chargers Colts have no Luck in LA or anywhere else.
San Francisco 49ers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers Bucs should win
Detroit Lions at Arizona Cardinals Lions win on the road
New York Giants at Dallas Cowboys Elliott back, Cowboys win
Pittsburgh Steelers at New England Patriots NE wins out of the gate.
Houston Texans at New Orleans Saints Brees gets another win.
Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders AB is a joke, the Raiders are a joke but they get the last laugh over Denver
 
Chiefs reward Hill with a three year 54 million dollar contract. They are now my least favorite team
 
Ah, at last the Football season is upon us. Since no one else has started a NFL week 1 thread, I'll do so now.

Thursday 9/5
Pukers at Da Bearsus --- Bears returning their great defense from last year. Packers with new coaching staff. Oldest rivalry in pro football. Bears take this one at home.

Sunday 9/8
Rams at Panthers --- Defending NFC champion Rams should handle the Panthers.

Redskins at Eagles --- Eagles at home over the Skins.

Bills at Jets --- Neither team especially good on offense. Bills better defense. Bills on the road.

Falcons at Vikings --- Vikings at home over the Falcons.

Ravens at Fish --- Ravens better on both sides of the ball. Ravens on the road.

Chefs at Jags --- Chefs incredible offense against Jags stingy defense. Jags now have Foles to QB their team instead of crappy Bortles. Still, Chefs too much horsepower to stop. Chefs on the road.

Titans at Brownies --- Browns seem to have turned things around and are looking up. Titans pretty solid team too. Browns at home.

Colts at Chargers --- Colts gonna suck without Luck. Maybe they'll suck enough this season to land their next franchise QB. Chargers at "home".

Bungles at Seachix --- Seachix at home.

Whiners at Succaneers --- Dunno... Succaneers at home, I guess.

Jersey Jints at Cowpies --- Cowpies at home.

Kitties at Cards --- I'll go with the Lions on the road.

Steelers at Pats --- Game of the week. Pats at home.

Monday 9/9
Texassans at Saints --- Brees and the Saints at home.

Broncos at Raiders --- Not sure what to expect here. Going with Broncos on the road.
I predict a lot of left wing bigot knelling
 
Mahomes injured and punches flying lol. Player for the Jags ejected and has to literally be physically removed from the field.
 
Ah, at last the Football season is upon us. Since no one else has started a NFL week 1 thread, I'll do so now.

Thursday 9/5
Pukers at Da Bearsus --- Bears returning their great defense from last year. Packers with new coaching staff. Oldest rivalry in pro football. Bears take this one at home.

Sunday 9/8
Rams at Panthers --- Defending NFC champion Rams should handle the Panthers.

Redskins at Eagles --- Eagles at home over the Skins.

Bills at Jets --- Neither team especially good on offense. Bills better defense. Bills on the road.

Falcons at Vikings --- Vikings at home over the Falcons.

Ravens at Fish --- Ravens better on both sides of the ball. Ravens on the road.

Chefs at Jags --- Chefs incredible offense against Jags stingy defense. Jags now have Foles to QB their team instead of crappy Bortles. Still, Chefs too much horsepower to stop. Chefs on the road.

Titans at Brownies --- Browns seem to have turned things around and are looking up. Titans pretty solid team too. Browns at home.

Colts at Chargers --- Colts gonna suck without Luck. Maybe they'll suck enough this season to land their next franchise QB. Chargers at "home".

Bungles at Seachix --- Seachix at home.

Whiners at Succaneers --- Dunno... Succaneers at home, I guess.

Jersey Jints at Cowpies --- Cowpies at home.

Kitties at Cards --- I'll go with the Lions on the road.

Steelers at Pats --- Game of the week. Pats at home.

Monday 9/9
Texassans at Saints --- Brees and the Saints at home.

Broncos at Raiders --- Not sure what to expect here. Going with Broncos on the road.
I predict a lot of left wing bigot knelling
Didn't see any "knelling" going on. Maybe this idiotic fad is going away.
 
Mahomes injured and punches flying lol. Player for the Jags ejected and has to literally be physically removed from the field.
Heard that Foles has broken collarbone. That'll probably put him out 6 to 8 weeks. Mahomes OK?
Looked like a sprain to me but I'm no doctor. Despite the injury the Chiefs stomped them.
 
Mahomes put on another clinic despite being injured. And Watkins..... man what a show he put on. A clinic from both
 
Josh Allen and Darnold didn’t wow you with great stats today, but it looks like both of them got better. The Cards with a nice comeback I see.
 
Colts at Chargers --- Colts gonna suck without Luck. Maybe they'll suck enough this season to land their next franchise QB. Chargers at "home".


the colts actually made it a much better game than you figured they would.

Man just how much longer is the NFL going to allow this embarrassment to keep going on. they just dont get it that its not going to get any better even when they DO move into the new stadium that Kroneke is renting to them.LOL

as you can see from this video here.you would think this was a HOME game for the colts.:2up:

here is a comment from someone that was at the ROAD game of the chargers yesterday in california.LOL



NFL Update

@MySportsUpdate

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20h

The amount of cheers for the #Colts

scoring a TD in LA is insane. #Chargers play 16 road games.

LOVE THAT COMMENT DONT YOU ALL? it is so FACTUAL :2up:

Cant find the video but one i saw showed the MAJORITY of colt fans chanting out loud LETS GO COLTS.:abgg2q.jpg:

dont have that video but check out THIS one.

when the colts score their first touchdown,you can hear the roar of the crowd and also when rivers gets sacked as well.:2up:

 
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Chiefs reward Hill with a three year 54 million dollar contract. They are now my least favorite team

I heard that Foles is lost for at least half the season cause of an injury,same with Tyree Hill and Mahomes played in the second half injured.

those are three key starters ALL hurt in just the FIRST game.damn.:abgg2q.jpg:
 
Colts at Chargers --- Colts gonna suck without Luck. Maybe they'll suck enough this season to land their next franchise QB. Chargers at "home".


the colts actually made it a much better game than you figured they would.

Man just how much longer is the NFL going to allow this embarrassment to keep going on. they just dont get it that its not going to get any better even when they DO move into the new stadium that Kroneke is renting to them.LOL

as you can see from this video here.you would think this was a HOME game for the colts.:2up:

here is a comment from someone that was at the ROAD game of the chargers yesterday in california.LOL



NFL Update

@MySportsUpdate

·
20h

The amount of cheers for the #Colts

scoring a TD in LA is insane. #Chargers play 16 road games.

LOVE THAT COMMENT DONT YOU ALL? it is so FACTUAL :2up:

Cant find the video but one i saw showed the MAJORITY of colt fans chanting out loud LETS GO COLTS.:abgg2q.jpg:

dont have that video but check out THIS one.

when the colts score their first touchdown,you can hear the roar of the crowd and also when rivers gets sacked as well.:2up:




What the hell do you care, you are boycotting the NFL.
 
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