Next time I get a ticket , i'm going to try to apply left-wing 2nd Amendment style logic

[Wolfstrike]

Now when the officer said "moving violation" I didn't think that applied to me, because technically I was stationary in the car.

When the officer said "traffic fine" I almost started the car and continued driving, I thought he meant, my driving in traffic was fine.

OK, so the ticket says "$350" , does that mean the city pays that?

Now, the ticket is written with my name, does that mean everyone with my name has to pay it?

 

[mamooth]

So you thought that made some kind of sense?

 

[Wolfstrike]

don't play that crap with me, you guys can't fkn read

 

[Wyatt earp]

So you thought that made some kind of sense?

Liberal logic 101


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[Zander]

What is "is"? Are we ever really "alone"?

 

[deanrd]

don't play that crap with me, you guys can't fkn read

Oh we can read all right. It's just more interesting if it makes sense.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Now when the officer said "moving violation" I didn't think that applied to me, because technically I was stationary in the car.

When the officer said "traffic fine" I almost started the car and continued driving, I thought he meant, my driving in traffic was fine.

OK, so the ticket says "$350" , does that mean the city pays that?

Now, the ticket is written with my name, does that mean everyone with my name has to pay it?

Stop taking my retardation pills because what you wrote make me look flipping sane...

 

[blastoff]

What is "is"? Are we ever really "alone"?

C'mon, pay attention. It depends on what the meaning of is, is.
Oh, shucks. I forgot to shake my finger at everyone while typing that.

 

[koshergrl]

if you want to emulate a lefty, shoot the cop with a stolen gun.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Worst thread I've ever seen