Newsom Warns Looters To Stay Away From Fire Zone, Just Rob Your Local Stores As Usual

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Gavin Newsom today warned local residents in LA not to loot around fire sites and instead focus on legal shoplifting at their local retail stores. "I have to tell people to stay away from these fire zones, you could get hurt out their looting your neighbor's property in these smoldering disaster zones, otherwise it would be great. You are far safer at your local retail store where they can't arrest you for shoplifting anything worth more than $950. So, don't go over the $950-per-thief misdemeanor limit when you shoplift, Ok? And of course, the neighborhood I live in they shoot first and ask questions later, as if you were trespassing at the Capital in Washington DC, so don't go there either."

Karen Bass was unavailable for comment as she was "Ghana" again to Africa.
 

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