War. An American Tradition.
War is both the cause of, and solution to, all of the world's problems.
Stated Problem:
(alleged) Global Warming/Climate Change
The REAL problem:
6 billion too many people
Solution:
War
Stated Problem:
Crime
REAL problem:
6 billion too many people
Solution:
War
Stated Problem:
Health Care Costs
REAL Problem:
6 billion too many people on earth
Solution:
War
Problem:
Gun Violence
Solution:
War
Problem:
Genital Herpes
Solution:
War
War is the ultimate savior of humanity.
We need to go to war....yesterday.
How to deal with China? War
NK? War
Iran? War
All North African Nations? War
The Vatican? War
Mormons? Bomb Salt Lake City
Jews? Stop protecting them from the Arabs (pronounced in Whisky Tango** dialect: Ay-rabb)
Sing it with me, Infidels.
It's the Neo-Con Statist Warmonger Anthem,
to the tune of the Toyes' hit:
We go to war in the morning
We go to war at night
We go to war in the afternoon
And it makes our wallets tight.
We go to war when it's time for peace
And go in time of war
We go to war before we go to war
And then we go to war.
Our fathers, they once told us
Don't get sucked into a fight
With a bunch of foreign moochers
They will milk you day and night
Then one day we elected a man
We thought that he would change
But, he was threatened,
And he was shamed,
Until he did the same
So now we
Go to war against the Muslims
We war against the Sikhs
We feel sorry for near-dead John McCain
and the tumor in his brain.
We go to war, when war cronies say
And the industrial complex too.
We will go to war
till we're all left dead
just to save a few more Jews.
Or, if you prefer, the Sublime cover:
**Whisky Tango = White Trash (aka me)
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