New outlaw country single by Mortimer

[Mortimer]

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New Outlaw Country Single by Mortimer!
Lily Needs It Balls Deep (And I'm the Man for It)
A lost 1970s-style honky-tonk anthem with a bold twist — cheeky, gritty, and unapologetically raw. This risqué outlaw country track pays tribute to the spirit of Rhoda Hardcok and Johnny Paycheck, with a modern wink and Southern swagger.

Lyrics by Mortimer
Performed in classic barroom storytelling style
Cover art: Vintage Americana saloon style

Stream now & turn it up loud. Don’t play this around grandma.

#CountryMusic #OutlawCountry #Mortimer #RhodaHardcokVibes #BallsDeepAnthem #HonkyTonkHeater #UdioOriginal

 

[Anomalism]

Every last single bit of my instinct SCREAMS that you need help buddy. There's something jarring about your energy.

It feels like a signature of disintegration, of existential collapse.

The obsessions.
The isolation.
The compulsive oversharing.
The racial fixation.
The lack of affect.
The inability to intuit boundaries.
The escalating social disconnect.

Those aren't quirks. They’re warning signs. I genuinely fear you could end up as a headline someday.

 

[luiza]

It's the Ozempic which is finishing off Mr Dopey .

Serves it right .

Could I have the rights to your body, Morticia --- for my new fertilizer company ?

Compose yourself .
And we will say that we will compost you .
rofl

 

[luiza]

I genuinely fear you could end up as a headline someday.

Head on a line more likely .

 

[Picaro]

Every last single bit of my instinct SCREAMS that you need help buddy. There's something jarring about your energy.

It feels like a signature of disintegration, of existential collapse.

The obsessions.
The isolation.
The compulsive oversharing.
The racial fixation.
The lack of affect.
The inability to intuit boundaries.
The escalating social disconnect.

Those aren't quirks. They’re warning signs. I genuinely fear you could end up as a headline someday.

lol no doubt he's moving up the line on the Austrian govt.'s watch list. Unless they cut his welfare and he moved somewhere else to mooch and squat.

 

[Anomalism]

lol no doubt he's moving up the line on the Austrian govt.'s watch list. Unless they cut his welfare and he moved somewhere else to mooch and squat.

If this dude isn't on a list, then they're not paying attention.

 

[Anomalism]

Head on a line more likely .

He literally has the energy of somebody that could devolve into a serial killer or mass murderer. I'm completely serious.

 

[Picaro]

If this dude isn't on a list, then they're not paying attention.

Well, they raided his place a while back, and investigated him. He posting these ridiculous pics waving swords and gun around a lot, plus he has some 200,000 posts on a major racist message board, larger than Stormfront but pretty much the same crowd. 'Apricity' or something like that.

In fact, he is there now. lol

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3. Mortimer,

lol so yes, he's probably on several lists by now.

 

[Anomalism]

Well, they raided his place a while back, and investigated him. He posting these ridiculous pics waving swords and gun around a lot, plus he has some 200,000 posts on a major racist message board, larger than Stormfront but pretty much the same crowd. 'Apricity' or something like that.

In fact, he is there now. lol

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3. Mortimer,

lol

Thread 'If I walked with a gun or knife and mask in a store/church or synagogue and opened fire how would you describe my race?'

Nov 4, 2020

Would you describe me as islamic?

• Mortimer
• Replies: 18
• Forum: USMB Lounge

He made a hypothetical about shooting up a synagogue, and his main concern was what race people would perceive him as.

 

[luiza]

He literally has the energy of somebody that could devolve into a serial killer or mass murderer. I'm completely serious.

We have had him on one of our supplementary lists for a long time .
We have a co-operative family member who reports on him regularly .
Schizoid .

We have his number .
He thinks he takes Ozempic every week .

 

[luiza]

He made a hypothetical about shooting up a synagogue, and his main concern was what race people would perceive him as.

Most decent and honest people have that fancy most days .
But we do not lock them up just for bravery and decency .

 

[Picaro]

Most decent and honest people have that fancy most days .
But we do not lock them up just for bravery .

So you're vying for the privilege of sharing a rubber room with him, eh? No surprise there.

 

[Zebra]

Well, they raided his place a while back, and investigated him. He posting these ridiculous pics waving swords and gun around a lot, plus he has some 200,000 posts on a major racist message board, larger than Stormfront but pretty much the same crowd. 'Apricity' or something like that.

In fact, he is there now. lol

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3. Mortimer,

lol so yes, he's probably on several lists by now.

Apricity does not appear good ....

 

[Mortimer]

Eventhough its in country style
Its not about being American or politics this time
Its about 'Lily needs it balls deep' and i thought a version in country style would be fitting for the song
I do other genres too like pop-boyband style or balkan turbofolk
Im all over the place

 

[JGalt]

It's the Ozempic which is finishing off Mr Dopey .

Serves it right .

Could I have the rights to your body, Morticia --- for my new fertilizer company ?

Compose yourself .
And we will say that we will compost you .
rofl

Brutal but precise.

 

[Anomalism]

Im all over the place

We noticed.

 

[Mortimer]

We noticed.

So no one likes my new song?

 

[Anomalism]

So no one likes my new song?

That's really your takeaway after everything that was said?

 

[Mortimer]

That's really your takeaway after everything that was said?

I dont know what i should say about it i see it as slander and insults and twisting of my personality because i know i would not hurt a fly i would not be a serial killer
So i ignore the insults
I also wonder if anyone actually listened through my song and likes it

 

[frigidweirdo]

I dont know what i should say about it i see it as slander and insults and twisting of my personality because i know i would not hurt a fly i would not be a serial killer
So i ignore the insults
I also wonder if anyone actually listened through my song and likes it

The problem isn't whether you'd hurt a fly. The problem is that in every day life we communicate with each other. It doesn't need to be words. The clothes we wear, the actions we take, the manner in which we speak.

What you're doing is dangerous, and you KNOW IT because the AUSTRIAN POLICE ARRESTED YOU FOR IT.

You got let off, and you're already trying to get yourself arrested again.

You're dangerous to yourself because you do things that say something other than what you seem to think you're saying.

It's like walking into a US bar and saying "I wanna bum a ***", after having been taught it in a bar in long where someone then gave you a cigarette.

Things have meaning, you have to live within that, otherwise you will cause yourself problems.