I mean it is such an important issue.
Imagine a voter thinking like this:
Voter: Will you pursue every single policy that I believe in? Candidate: Yes I will.
Voter: Did you have an affair? Candidate: Yes I did.
Voter: I will not vote for you ever you nasty pervert. I am voting for your opponent that will blatantly pursue every single thing that I disagree with. I am also dumber than shit.
It is really important that we know about this stuff because it is something that really matters. It has nothing to do with fake made up affairs by the accused candidate for the purpose of bolstering their own name recognition.
There is not a single person in this world stupid enough to vote against a candidate that will pursue their values because of a stupid childish tabloid story about what someone did with their wee hee or their who who. People just pretend they are stupid. Nobody cares about this dumb shit. They just pretend they care.
Why does this dumb shit interest us so much? It has 100% absolutely nothing to do with the election at all yet tons of dumbfucks will pretend it does. Geez. I want to start being one of those apathetic dummies. Being informed is exhausting and infuriating.