New Atheist Chick-fil-A Competitor Only Open On Sundays

[Weatherman2020]

While Chick-Fil-A is well known for training its employees to be friendly and haccommodating, the employees of Chick-Fil-Atheist are encouraged to drop perplexing atheist truth-bombs on customers such as, "If God made the world, who made God? Huh? BOOM!" ... They then ask if the customer would like any sauce with their meal.

New Atheist Chick-fil-A Competitor Only Open On Sundays

 

[emilynghiem]

If God made the world, then whatever made that God is the real God.
Then if something made that God, then THAT's the real God.
And so on, ad infinitum.
Thus, the concept that God is infinite,
self-existent, without beginning or end.

Next question?
And yes, I'll take some chicken nuggets
to go with all that Honey Mustard sauce. Yum!
Proof of the Divine!

 

[longknife]

Another item from The Babylon Bee.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Another item from The Babylon Bee.

You’re sharp.

 

[Blues Man]

Stupid business decision.

There is no way that place will stay in business