Never, ever admit to stepping on a dog turd

[Bootneck]

Last week when visiting my local pub I stepped on pile of dog shit just outside the entrance. Having cleaned my shoe in the bathroom I had just settled on a bar stool enjoying my first pint of ale when an angry looking guy, muttering profanities under his breath, came and sat on the bar stool next to me. The muttering continued so I said to him, “ what’s up pal you seem so angry”. He said, “I’ve just stepped on a pile of shit outside the door and it’s all over my shoe!” Trying not to laugh, I said, “I just did that.” The bastard turned round and punched me on the nose!” WTF!

 

[The Duke]

So then what?

 

[1srelluc]