gop_jeff said:
OK, I am thinking about getting a motorcycle. Problem is, I don't know jack about the different makes/models.
I definitely want a cruiser model, not a dirt bike or a sports bike.
I know a couple of makes, like Harley-Davidson, Indian, and Goldwing.
My questions are:
1. What other makes of cruisers are there? What are some of the major likes/dislikes about each make?
2. For a beginner like me (read: never driven a motorcycle before), what size/kind of bike should I look for?
3. What's the average price range for such a beginner's bike?
4. Do I have to get a tattoo?

I know there are a lot of bikers on the board, so hopefully this will point me in the right direction. Thanks!
I have been riding for over 30 years......I am not an expert, nor will I claim to be...riding a bike is a very personal decision, and should be carefully considered, as the risks are very great....
Before you even think about buying any motorcycle take the MSF course:
http://www.msf-usa.org/ I take the course about every 3-5 years, since it is always good to never forget that I don't know it all, and can always benefit from practicing the skills necessary to ride safely.
There are many great bikes out there, and it all depends on how much you want to spend.
Yamaha makes a fine line of bikes designated Star (V-Star, Royal Star, Road Star, etc....)
V Star 1100 is a fine bike (it is the modern version of the older Virago family that was a very nice bike, as well).
Things to consider...do you want a windscreen, fairing, saddlebags, lowers....
I find that the liquid cooled engines to be the best for the type of riding that I do....longer rides cross country trips, as well as some of the rally type rides, like Rolling Thunder where there is a lot of stop and go, and the tendency for air cooled engines to overheat when not properly maintained.
I also like the warranty that Yamaha has on thier bikes, as well. I have a 96 Royal Star, and it has given me 50,000 miles of trouble free pleasure.
I have considered getting an Indian, Harley or building my own, many times, but I still think I have a very good machine, and no real need to trade it in...I expect to put over 100,000 miles on this bike, before I buy another.
Check out this forum for an unbridled view of the bikes from those that ride them:
http://forums.delphiforums.com/royalstar/messages
http://forums.delphiforums.com/star_riders/messages
I have many friends who ride all types of bikes (my wife rides a BMW K75), but I prefer my Royal, before all others....
This is not my bike (Mine is the same model, just no windscreen, rear seat or other misc bling, bling)