Mystery drone sightings continue in New Jersey and across the US. Here's what we know

[Votto]

TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — A large number of mysterious drones have been reported flying over New Jersey and across the eastern U.S., sparking speculation and concern over where they came from and why.

The FBI, the Homeland Security Department and state agencies have been investigating. Here is what the Pentagon is telling us.

1. They appear to be flying

2. If they are drones, that would mean they are unmanned or "unalienededed drones"

3. Then again, if there are aliens flying them, they are really small, kind of dwarf like Snow White size. Not sure if Disney is behind this, however.

4. The drones have lots of bright shiny lights, which means that whoever is flying them and does not want the drones to be seen at night, they must be really, really stupid or Kamala like stupid.

5. Joe Biden knows nothing about them. Of course, at this point, Joe Biden can't even remember his own name to pardon himself which explains why he is giving wide sweeping pardons to pretty much anything that moves in Washington these days for crimes that may or may have never happened.

6. The drones do not appear to be balloons, so they must not be Chinese. Simple logic really.

7. The only way the drones get shot down is if Trump is found to be behind them or if they are the color orange.

 

[toobfreak]

1. They appear to be flying

This just in:
Joe Biden just spotted another UAV flying directly over the White House.

 

[Votto]

 

[Votto]

Why drones were created in the first place

 

[Crepitus]

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TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — A large number of mysterious drones have been reported flying over New Jersey and across the eastern U.S., sparking speculation and concern over where they came from and why.

The FBI, the Homeland Security Department and state agencies have been investigating. Here is what the Pentagon is telling us.

1. They appear to be flying

2. If they are drones, that would mean they are unmanned or "unalienededed drones"

3. Then again, if there are aliens flying them, they are really small, kind of dwarf like Snow White size. Not sure if Disney is behind this, however.

4. The drones have lots of bright shiny lights, which means that whoever is flying them and does not want the drones to be seen at night, they must be really, really stupid or Kamala like stupid.

5. Joe Biden knows nothing about them. Of course, at this point, Joe Biden can't even remember his own name to pardon himself which explains why he is giving wide sweeping pardons to pretty much anything that moves in Washington these days for crimes that may or may have never happened.

6. The drones do not appear to be balloons, so they must not be Chinese. Simple logic really.

7. The only way the drones get shot down is if Trump is found to be behind them or if they are the color orange.

Your stoned ramblings are not really satire.

 

[Foxfyre]

 

[Votto]

Your stoned ramblings are not really satire.

You're right of course, it is more like factual these days than satire.

Is Joe gone yet?

 

[jackflash]

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TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — A large number of mysterious drones have been reported flying over New Jersey and across the eastern U.S., sparking speculation and concern over where they came from and why.

The FBI, the Homeland Security Department and state agencies have been investigating. Here is what the Pentagon is telling us.

1. They appear to be flying

2. If they are drones, that would mean they are unmanned or "unalienededed drones"

3. Then again, if there are aliens flying them, they are really small, kind of dwarf like Snow White size. Not sure if Disney is behind this, however.

4. The drones have lots of bright shiny lights, which means that whoever is flying them and does not want the drones to be seen at night, they must be really, really stupid or Kamala like stupid.

5. Joe Biden knows nothing about them. Of course, at this point, Joe Biden can't even remember his own name to pardon himself which explains why he is giving wide sweeping pardons to pretty much anything that moves in Washington these days for crimes that may or may have never happened.

6. The drones do not appear to be balloons, so they must not be Chinese. Simple logic really.

7. The only way the drones get shot down is if Trump is found to be behind them or if they are the color orange.

Votto; U R spot on regarding #5! I gotta ask the following; why not send up a hobby store purchased quad copter & ram the unknown drone(s) & therefore both drones come down & end up on the deck where the mystery drone can then be identified?

 

[Votto]

Votto; U R spot on regarding #5! I gotta ask the following; why not send up a hobby store purchased quad copter & ram the unknown drone(s) & therefore both drones come down & end up on the deck where the mystery drone can then be identified?

If they government wanted to do something about the drones, they would

They don't.

Naturally, where Biden and company reside, they are drone free and always will be, if you catch my drift.

 

[jackflash]

You're right of course, it is more like factual these days than satire.

Is Joe gone yet?

I think Big Joe has been gone for a long long time now.

 

[Votto]

I think Big Joe has been gone for a long long time now.

Maybe he was never there to begin with...........................

 

[mudwhistle]