My public marriage announcment

[Mortimer]

Give me some feedback on my public marriage announcment

I thought it would be a good idea to film it while grocery shopping that looks homely maybe

Thanks for opinions and comments

 

[BackAgain]

Mort. Don’t.

 

[Mortimer]

Mort. Don’t.

You mean me do not get married? Why

 

[BackAgain]

You mean me do not get married? Why

I mean, marriage may not be right for you.

And this thread isn’t either.

 

[Mortimer]

I mean, marriage may not be right for you.

And this thread isn’t either.

Why do you think marriage is not right for me
Love and companionship is a very basic need ingrained in most of us humans

 

[luiza]

I trust this is meant as a joke .
You are in no position to marry anybody either physically or emotionally .

Start growing up and stop making a fool of yourself to yourself .
Give yourself one year to get yourself into physical shape and find some course that teaches you how to begin to be an adult .
And get a job .

 

[Mortimer]

I trust this is meant as a joke .
You are in no position to marry anybody either physically or emotionally .

Start growing up and stop making a fool of yourself to yourself .
Give yourself one year to get yourself into physical shape and find some course that teaches you how to begin to be an adult .
And get a job .

You are right that i need to work harder on myself but dont you think its hypothetically possible as well that fat people find love and romance too?

 

[braalian]

You are right that i need to work harder on myself but dont you think its hypothetically possible as well that fat people find love and romance too?

There are millions of married fat people, men and women. You can’t use your weight as an excuse

It’s your weird preoccupations with ethnicity and photoshopping yourself and weird videos you make that would turn off virtually 100% of women

You must realize it’s off-putting

 

[Mortimer]

There are millions of married fat people, men and women. You can’t use your weight as an excuse

It’s your weird preoccupations with ethnicity and photoshopping yourself and weird videos you make that would turn off virtually 100% of women

You must realize it’s off-putting

Ethnicity is very important to me i make no compromises here

 

[Harry Dresden]

were is the female mort?....

 

[Mortimer]

were is the female mort?....

I hope a skinny younger version of Morti

 

[Harry Dresden]

I hope a skinny younger version of Morti

what if she is big like you?....

 

[luiza]

You are right that i need to work harder on myself but dont you think its hypothetically possible as well that fat people find love and romance too?

You will never find your "pervert " fantasy chick .
Just accept that .

Older and more mature women look for warmth , sincerity , reliability , honesty ,intelligence and a good sense of humour .
And if you are a good and caring lover , that is a bonus .

The biology and hormone set up is hugely different between the two genders.
If you do not understand that and fail to deal with it , you will not get far
Ever .

 

[Mortimer]

what if she is big like you?....

Could be ok if she is cute and lovely but usually im into skinny chicks but exceptions prove the rule

 

[Mortimer]

You will never find your "pervert " fantasy chick .
Just accept that .

Older and more mature women look for warmth , sincerity , reliability , honesty ,intelligence and a good sense of humour .
And if you are a good and caring lover , that is a bonus .

The biology and hormone set up is hugely different between the two genders.
If you do not understand that and fail to deal with it , you will not get far
Ever .

I do look for that too she does not need to be a fantasy type of chick

 

[the watcher]

You're setting yourself up for failure. Go high tech and the inevitable will be more manageable.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Give me some feedback on my public marriage announcment

I thought it would be a good idea to film it while grocery shopping that looks homely maybe

Thanks for opinions and comments

Hate to burst your bubble Mort but even 2s and 3s (as the world judges women) expect to land a guy who is 6 feet plus, athletic build, and earn $200,000 a year. But good luck

 

[luiza]

You are right that i need to work harder on myself but dont you think its hypothetically possible as well that fat people find love and romance too?

Life is all about probabilities , Morty .
You obviously improve your odds if it looks as though you take care of yourself and seem reasonably fit and healthy .

So do it .