My Problem with Taylor Swift

[Lord Long Rod]

She does not do nudity. I feel like if she did nude scenes that I may listen to her singy-songs. I would not listen to an entire song. Rather, I would just listen to see if I heard some sort of throaty, guttural sounds that were sexy. If she at least showed more tits and ass, then I would watch her videos with the volume turned down, maybe while listening to Opeth or Meshuggah. The only thing really different between her and the typical girl next door, besides her singing, is that she stays in great shape. She is girl next door cute. But that is kind of fun, you know? I also like the fact that she seems kind of goofy. Goofy chicks can be talked into doing all sorts of goofy things, especially if you buy her some McNuggets first.

So, hooray for Taylor. The biggest appeal of her, from my perspective, is that she has converted her talent into a fucking fortune!! I LOVE that. It represents the realization of the America Dream. And now she is dating a big hunky football jock! There is nothing more American than that!! The only thing missing is an apple pie and an AR15! Imagine the apple pie smeared all over her silky white body while she passionately embraces and AR rifle! That would be beautiful!! It is making me cry a little right now just thinking about it.

No. We will dispense with your lewd pornographic fantasies in a Zone 2 free admittance thread forum. White 6

No, I do not have a problem with Taylor Swift. She is what she is, a pop starlet.

 

[okfine]

She's far from your problems ya perv.

 

[JLW]

You have some serious TDS.

 

[theHawk]

ya perv

^^ that’s funny coming from the LGBTQ tranny cult.

 

[Lemmi]

A song from her is enough every now and then. And god forbid she ever decides to get herself some foolish body tattoos.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

She's far from your problems ya perv.

Clearly, my post is related to the nonsensical blather from the left that conservatives are being triggered by Taylor's Ta Tas. I do not get that angle. Perhaps it is just another one of those things they made up to criticize (like that ridiculous story pimped by Mr. Bullshit this morning about the false claim that Trump said he marched with MLK, followed by the left making fun of Trump for saying he marched with MLK when he did not .... The problem being that Trump never said that). That is the kind of game the leftist propagandists play. They get away with it too because the following herd like you are stupid.

So, nope, that bitch ain't my problem. She is Kelce's problem now. LOL!!

 

[Lord Long Rod]

A song from her is enough every now and then. And god forbid she ever decides to get herself some foolish body tattoos.

Oh, she is not going to blemish THAT lilly white body. It is worth way too much money!

 

[Orangecat]

I think she’s kind of plain looking. A little on the lanky side for my taste. Not unattractive, though, just not exceptional.

 

[okfine]

Clearly, my post is related to the nonsensical blather from the left that conservatives are being triggered by Taylor's Ta Tas. I do not get that angle. Perhaps it is just another one of those things they made up to criticize (like that ridiculous story pimped by Mr. Bullshit this morning about the false claim that Trump said he marched with MLK, followed by the left making fun of Trump for saying he marched with MLK when he did not .... The problem being that Trump never said that). That is the kind of game the leftist propagandists play. They get away with it too because the following herd like you are stupid.

So, nope, that bitch ain't my problem. She is Kelce's problem now. LOL!!