Captain Creeper
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- Oct 13, 2025
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First off, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am a constitutional conservative through and through. I always have been. However, I am not a moral conservative. That does not mean that I am a degenerate ... all the time. Rather, it means that I dislike having the slimy tentacles of government in our lives except where constitutionally required to preserve the republic and to facilitate prosperity. I am not a Satanic lad, nor a Christian. I am an atheist. I distrust government because it is operated by human beings, and human beings can, at times, suck quite a bit. That notwithstanding, I am also not hostile to religion or morally conservative positions. For example, I respect the moral right's view on abortion as murder. What the heck else can it be?!? It is the act of deliberately taking the life of a multi-cellular organism growing inside a human WOMAN (i.e., uterus bearer) resulting from the human fertilization of a human egg. How can this act be anything BUT murdering humans?!?
Now, all that said, I love to make money. That is, not just to have money, but to actually make it. I trade stocks, options, etc... as a hobby, in addition to my profession. We all dream of "striking it rich" and banking gobs and gobs of "F- you money", and saying "F- you" to everyone in your life and taking off to never be seen again. I am envisioning McAfee roaming the jungles of South America with naked women, machine guns, and cocaine. He did it right!
I have hit upon an idea, PLUS a plan to make it pay off for me. It does require the application of situational ethics for me to implement. But fortunately, I am a pretty shallow person, so it is not that big of a hassle for me. The idea:
MOBILE ABORTION SERVICES!!
This will, obviously, take place predominately in blue states (and in "urban" areas, if you catch my drift). As the name suggests, you just ring up this service and then one of the company's representatives pops by your place in a couple of hours and aborts your baby. DONE!! I envision using the "morning after" pill, or some similar concoction I get online (or from a girlfriend's medicine cabinet). There will be lots of releases, waivers, and informed consent documents to be signed, and a nice, hefty fee to pay. If you think you are knocked up and your baby daddy is in the pokey, then you just ring us up and we will wring you out!!! I am also imaging my providers driving Ghostbuster style cars, with flashing lights and sirens, to their jobsites, but with the ghost replaced by a fetus ... or fetus ghost.
THE REAL DEAL
Clearly, mine is a great idea. But I am not going to actually work it. What I will be looking to do is get it up and going and either get major investment, or sell the company outright. This sort of idea is exactly the kind of thing companies like Uber or Door Dash would grab up in a second!!! See, I will be looking for a major team up from one of these companies, similar to what we are seeing with AI companies and their current practice of circular financing. I will get early investors and grow the company. Then I will take it public. Once I get one or two big deals with companies like Uber (mobile services) and Apple (tele-service), the company will be worth what accountants refer to as "a shit-ton" of money. Then I will sell all my stock and get "F- you rich!!"
Afterward, I will enjoy my earnings for a bit ... Buy another nice car, a couple Rolexes, date some celebrity women, etc ... Then, I will do it all over again! It is about the journey, after all, not the ride!
Now, all that said, I love to make money. That is, not just to have money, but to actually make it. I trade stocks, options, etc... as a hobby, in addition to my profession. We all dream of "striking it rich" and banking gobs and gobs of "F- you money", and saying "F- you" to everyone in your life and taking off to never be seen again. I am envisioning McAfee roaming the jungles of South America with naked women, machine guns, and cocaine. He did it right!
I have hit upon an idea, PLUS a plan to make it pay off for me. It does require the application of situational ethics for me to implement. But fortunately, I am a pretty shallow person, so it is not that big of a hassle for me. The idea:
MOBILE ABORTION SERVICES!!
This will, obviously, take place predominately in blue states (and in "urban" areas, if you catch my drift). As the name suggests, you just ring up this service and then one of the company's representatives pops by your place in a couple of hours and aborts your baby. DONE!! I envision using the "morning after" pill, or some similar concoction I get online (or from a girlfriend's medicine cabinet). There will be lots of releases, waivers, and informed consent documents to be signed, and a nice, hefty fee to pay. If you think you are knocked up and your baby daddy is in the pokey, then you just ring us up and we will wring you out!!! I am also imaging my providers driving Ghostbuster style cars, with flashing lights and sirens, to their jobsites, but with the ghost replaced by a fetus ... or fetus ghost.
THE REAL DEAL
Clearly, mine is a great idea. But I am not going to actually work it. What I will be looking to do is get it up and going and either get major investment, or sell the company outright. This sort of idea is exactly the kind of thing companies like Uber or Door Dash would grab up in a second!!! See, I will be looking for a major team up from one of these companies, similar to what we are seeing with AI companies and their current practice of circular financing. I will get early investors and grow the company. Then I will take it public. Once I get one or two big deals with companies like Uber (mobile services) and Apple (tele-service), the company will be worth what accountants refer to as "a shit-ton" of money. Then I will sell all my stock and get "F- you rich!!"
Afterward, I will enjoy my earnings for a bit ... Buy another nice car, a couple Rolexes, date some celebrity women, etc ... Then, I will do it all over again! It is about the journey, after all, not the ride!
