My balls touched the toilet water

[Dr.Destructo]

 

[Dr.Destructo]

 

[Delldude]

Odd way to take a bath.

 

[shockedcanadian]

That's old. Poor guy

 

[BULLDOG]

You young guys laugh all you want, but it will happen to you one day if you live long enough. Gettin old ain't a job for sissies.

 

[braalian]

Gravity takes its toll

 

[sealybobo]

This happened to me once. The toilet was clogged and the dirty shit water rose up until I felt it on my balls. Gross.

 

[bluzman61]

Yikes!

 

[Delldude]

This happened to me once. The toilet was clogged and the dirty shit water rose up until I felt it on my balls. Gross.

BS.....you got no balls.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

I keep the thermostat in my bathroom at 32 to make sure that doesn't happen.

 

[Concerned American]

I keep the thermostat in my bathroom at 32 to make sure that doesn't happen.

Me and another guy were on the Golden Gate. Took a leak. He said, "Damn, that waters cold." I replied, "Yeah, deep too."

 

[Woodznutz]

Gravity takes its toll

My balls are ok but my dick touches the water sometimes (I know, it's gravity).

 

[GLASNOST]

My balls touched the toilet water​

You're using an excess of toilette paper and clogging up the plumbing.

 

[GLASNOST]

This happened to me once. The toilet was clogged and the dirty shit water rose up until I felt it on my balls. Gross.

Back in the Sovjet era I was taking a morning shower at a Belgrade hostel. The plumbing was faulty and so I was standing in murkiy water up past my ankles. Anyway, I dropped my soap and had to stick my hand into the shallow depth to retrieve it. I did ...... but when I took my hand out I discovered that I was holding a turd. It's a true story. Thank God for the end of the Sovjet Union!

 

[sealybobo]

Yikes!

Back in the Sovjet era I was taking a morning shower at a Belgrade hostel. The plumbing was faulty and so I was standing in murkiy water up past my ankles. Anyway, I dropped my soap and had to stick my hand into the shallow depth to retrieve it. I did ...... but when I took my hand out I discovered that I was holding a turd. It's a true story. Thank God for the end of the Sovjet Union!

My sister in laws grandmother in Greece lived in a very old house. My brother was upstairs taking a shower I was standing in the doorway downstairs when his dirty shower water came pouring all over me.

Okay not as bad as your story. LOL

 

[BULLDOG]

My neighbor came over all upset because I was on my own front porch sitting on my own porch swing wearing nothing from the waist down. She demanded to know why I would do such a thing. I told her 'Well, none of your business, but, I sat out here last week without a shirt, and got a stiff neck"

 

[GLASNOST]

..... My brother was upstairs taking a shower I was standing in the doorway ... dirty shower water came pouring all over me.

Yuck!

Okay not as bad as your story. LOL

Bad enough!

I took a shower in the Kloof Nek hostel in Cape Town in 1977 - during Apartheid. There was some kind of electrical shortage and I could feel a tingle the whole time I showered. Not a lot but I could feel it. It turned out that the hostel warden was very close to death in his bed from cancer and his "all thumbs" wife was trying to run the place on her own. Considering her predicament I didn't bother her about the electrical problem.

 

[HikerGuy83]

This happened to me once. The toilet was clogged and the dirty shit water rose up until I felt it on my balls. Gross.

Does this explain why you are such a low life?

 

[Woodznutz]

To prevent wet balls install one of the new 'water saver' toilets. There's barely enough water in the bowl to flush the waste let alone wet yer balls.

 

[braalian]

I don’t think my balls have ever touched the toilet water