Morti has a new casual suit rate

[Mortimer]

My sister throws a birthday party fourty years on January 17th i ordered a casual suit navy blue jacket and pants
Like thirty to fourty people are expected to come

My mum pisses me really off though she complains the suit is very thin and i will be cold in january because its too thin but the party is indoors lol

Im 42 years old and she still wants to dress me up

Im quite content with the suit
I need a shave though

What do you think?

 

[rightwinger]

You look like you lost a lot of weight this year
Suit looks a little big on you

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Lookin good Mort.

 

[Mortimer]

You look like you lost a lot of weight this year
Suit looks a little big on you

I really lost alot of weight

 

[Mortimer]

Lookin good Mort.

Thanks very much

 

[Cellblock2429]

My sister throws a birthday party fourty years on January 17th i ordered a casual suit navy blue jacket and pants
Like thirty to fourty people are expected to come

My mum pisses me really off though she complains the suit is very thin and i will be cold in january because its too thin but the party is indoors lol

Im 42 years old and she still wants to dress me up

Im quite content with the suit
I need a shave though

What do you think?

/----/ The suit doesn't fit you.

 

[Mortimer]

/----/ The suit doesn't fit you.

Its the best possible fit for online store sizes and not personally tailored
I have a big belly but im not as tall to fit the weight its difficult with the right sizes

 

[Cellblock2429]

Its the best possible fit for online store sizes and not personally tailored
I have a big belly but im not as tall to fit the weight its difficult with the right sizes

/----/ Don't wear a misfitting suit. You can buy suit separates at most discount department stores. That way everything fits you.

 

[Mortimer]

/----/ Don't wear a misfitting suit. You can buy suit separates at most discount department stores. That way everything fits you.

Cellblock does that mean concentration camps guard? If so your snark remarks and funny passive aggressive thumbs against me make sense

 

[luiza]

Morticia has hired / borrowed a big baggy tent suit so that he can spin you the yarn that he has lost weight .

He does not want you to see that his aims have collapsed .

As if a non working guy as big as a hippo could afford to buy a new suit .

But he still wants your attention and praise ,

Where do you get the money to buy anything Morticia ?
Let alone the Gila Monster Venom injections you claim to have weekly ?

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

My sister throws a birthday party fourty years on January 17th i ordered a casual suit navy blue jacket and pants
Like thirty to fourty people are expected to come

My mum pisses me really off though she complains the suit is very thin and i will be cold in january because its too thin but the party is indoors lol

Im 42 years old and she still wants to dress me up

Im quite content with the suit
I need a shave though

What do you think?

Nope

Needs work

Ill fitting suits are for children of paupers

 

[Cellblock2429]

Cellblock does that mean concentration camps guard? If so your snark remarks and funny passive aggressive thumbs against me make sense

/---/ I was just offering you an option that would help you. Nothing more. But it's the last time I'll make that mistake. Keep wearing the baggy suit that makes you look like you're wearing someone else's clothes.

 

[Mortimer]

/---/ I was just offering you an option that would help you. Nothing more. But it's the last time I'll make that mistake. Keep wearing the baggy suit that makes you look like you're wearing someone else's clothes.

Ok if it was honest advice i apologise and say thank you