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New York - The commissioner of baseball, Robert Manfred, has just announced after watching the Dodgers win game one of the World Series that all future All Star games will be played ONLY between the Yankees and Dodgers. Robert began by saying, "Wow! Did you see that walk off grand slam that won it for the Dodgers! That has never been done in World Series history! I just love watching the best players in baseball play each other, which is really why I'm here tonight. Looking at the superior ratings and the superior talent and play, we just can't justify including the............um................how can I say this..............the lesser teams send their players to the All-Star game when the real talent lies with these two teams. And I don't mean to diss these other teams, I mean, God love them, they play their little hearts out every year and give it their all. It's just a matter of getting what you pay for. For example, if you spend a billion dollars on trying to go to the moon or find a cure for cancer, odds are you will be successful, unless you are spending it on the Kamala Harris campaign, but I think that is only common sense."