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Millions Mourn As Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, Age 67, Found Alive
Posted about 1 year ago | 49 comments

(AP Photo/Gene J. Puskar, File)

Millions of Americans are in mourning after news broke this afternoon that rocker/activist Ted Nugent was still alive. Word broke early, spread quickly, and sent shock waves throughout the rock and roll community and the Republican Party, where Nugent, 67, is well-known for his fierce advocacy for conservative causes, unwavering support for the rights of gun owners and hunters, and ferocious loyalty and devotion to today’s true American patriots. The National Rifle Association issued the following statement:

Ted Nugent has proudly and patriotically served on the NRA’s board of directors since 1995. The Association shares a deep sense of shock with our 4.5 million members and countless millions of supporters as details of this catastrophic event continue to unfold.

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), one of several organizations Nugent violently criticized in the past, also issued a statement expressing condolences.




Originally from Detroit, Michigan, Nugent initially found fame as lead guitarist for The Amboy Dukes before embarking on a solo career. Highlights from Nugent’s life include a 1977 interview appearing in High Times magazine, in which he famously told a reporter how he avoided the [Viet Nam War] draft: he did not bathe, brush his teeth, or shave for 30 days leading up to his pre-induction physical. To sweeten the pot, he also defecated in his pants. “I was so proud,” Nugent recalled. In later years he denied those accounts, saying he made up the story to trick the gullible reporter. That same year, Nugent’s song Cat Scratch Fever dominated the rock and roll charts.

President Obama, the target of many of Nugent’s negative comments, reportedly expressed astonishment when informed during a cabinet meeting that Nugent had lived another day. During the White House’s daily media briefing, Deputy Press Secretary Eric Schultz informed the assembled press corps that the President asked members of his cabinet to join him in a moment of silence to acknowledge Nugent’s survival.

Throughout Detroit and surrounding suburbs, fans both old and new erected makeshift tributes to the rocker, lighting candles, singing songs, and leaving cards and ticket stubs from many of Nugent’s concerts as testimonials to a life still lived.

Ted Nugent, 1948 –

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@Mods - Can you fix the Winner button so we can hit it multiple times?

The OP is the best OP ever on the internet.

Ever.
 
I couldn't care less about Ted Nugent. Good gawd you're a stupid son of a bitch.
 
Let me help you, Eddie, your thread belongs in the satire section. Now go look up what satire means
 
Ted Nugent might be an idtoic asshole, but I would never cheer his death. Far too ghoulish for my taste.
 
Millions Mourn As Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, Age 67, Found Alive
Posted about 1 year ago | 49 comments

(AP Photo/Gene J. Puskar, File)

Millions of Americans are in mourning after news broke this afternoon that rocker/activist Ted Nugent was still alive. Word broke early, spread quickly, and sent shock waves throughout the rock and roll community and the Republican Party, where Nugent, 67, is well-known for his fierce advocacy for conservative causes, unwavering support for the rights of gun owners and hunters, and ferocious loyalty and devotion to today’s true American patriots. The National Rifle Association issued the following statement:

Ted Nugent has proudly and patriotically served on the NRA’s board of directors since 1995. The Association shares a deep sense of shock with our 4.5 million members and countless millions of supporters as details of this catastrophic event continue to unfold.

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), one of several organizations Nugent violently criticized in the past, also issued a statement expressing condolences.




Originally from Detroit, Michigan, Nugent initially found fame as lead guitarist for The Amboy Dukes before embarking on a solo career. Highlights from Nugent’s life include a 1977 interview appearing in High Times magazine, in which he famously told a reporter how he avoided the [Viet Nam War] draft: he did not bathe, brush his teeth, or shave for 30 days leading up to his pre-induction physical. To sweeten the pot, he also defecated in his pants. “I was so proud,” Nugent recalled. In later years he denied those accounts, saying he made up the story to trick the gullible reporter. That same year, Nugent’s song Cat Scratch Fever dominated the rock and roll charts.

President Obama, the target of many of Nugent’s negative comments, reportedly expressed astonishment when informed during a cabinet meeting that Nugent had lived another day. During the White House’s daily media briefing, Deputy Press Secretary Eric Schultz informed the assembled press corps that the President asked members of his cabinet to join him in a moment of silence to acknowledge Nugent’s survival.

Throughout Detroit and surrounding suburbs, fans both old and new erected makeshift tributes to the rocker, lighting candles, singing songs, and leaving cards and ticket stubs from many of Nugent’s concerts as testimonials to a life still lived.

Ted Nugent, 1948 –

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Lol that's hilarious :laugh:
 
This isn't political by any stretch of the imagination.
I disagree....this is a perfectly good demonstration of the retarded political thought process and hatred within the Democratic Party.

:clap:
there is no doubt and I'd hate to leave you with any easy,,,,of the hate and revulsion dems feel towards republicans You are mostly all slime
 
This isn't political by any stretch of the imagination.
I disagree....this is a perfectly good demonstration of the retarded political thought process and hatred within the Democratic Party.

:clap:
there is no doubt and I'd hate to leave you with any easy,,,,of the hate and revulsion dems feel towards republicans You are mostly all slime

So your hatred is what drives you to take handouts from us?
 
This isn't political by any stretch of the imagination.
I disagree....this is a perfectly good demonstration of the retarded political thought process and hatred within the Democratic Party.

:clap:
there is no doubt and I'd hate to leave you with any easy,,,,of the hate and revulsion dems feel towards republicans You are mostly all slime

So your hatred is what drives you to take handouts from us?
LOL handouts??? I lost more $$ yesterday than you probably earn in a year
 
This isn't political by any stretch of the imagination.
I disagree....this is a perfectly good demonstration of the retarded political thought process and hatred within the Democratic Party.

:clap:
there is no doubt and I'd hate to leave you with any easy,,,,of the hate and revulsion dems feel towards republicans You are mostly all slime

So your hatred is what drives you to take handouts from us?
LOL handouts??? I lost more $$ yesterday than you probably earn in a year

I highly doubt it Edward.
 

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