Message to McCain: Simple Plan to Win Election

[The Paperboy]

1. Allow House Democrats to load bailout bill with more pork.
2. Allow House Republican to vote against the bill while Democrats get it passed.
3. Revised bill is sent back to Senate.
4. Get Senate Republicans to vote against it.
5. Bailout bill fails.
6. Propose new bill not paid for by taxpayers and without pork.
7. Win election.

Where do I send my bill to?

 

[Skull Pilot]

1. Allow House Democrats to load bailout bill with more pork.
2. Allow House Republican to vote against the bill while Democrats get it passed.
3. Revised bill is sent back to Senate.
4. Get Senate Republicans to vote against it.
5. Bailout bill fails.
6. Propose new bill not paid for by taxpayers and without pork.
7. Win election.

Where do I send my bill to?

that makes too much sense. this IS politics you know.