Mayor Bass Reflexively Skips Town After Seeing L.A. Burning Again

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Mayor Bass Reflexively Skips Town After Seeing L.A. Burning Again​

U.S.·Jun 8, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

SACRAMENTO, CA — Los Angeles Karen Bass reflexively skipped town for a Caribbean vacation after seeing that her town was once again on fire.

Bass stated her leaving was completely involuntary, reporting that she simply saw her city burning and, next thing she knew, she was on a plane to Antigua.

"I have no control over it. It's just an immediate reflex when I see L.A. engulfed in fire," stated Bass from her beach condo. "As soon as I saw smoke, my hands just started packing a suitcase. I wish I could help, but I just can't. Also, I need another Mai Thai."

As protests against deportations became increasingly violent across Los Angeles, Bass warned aides that she would likely be forced to do nothing and go hide on another continent. "Put out a statement that I, Karen Bass, will not stand for this. And as such, I will be boarding a plane to Barbados, or anywhere with a nice beach," Bass told her aides. "Hopefully, someone will take charge and put out the fires while I'm gone."

At publishing time, Bass had decided to extend her vacation after seeing that the National Guard had things under control.

 

[1srelluc]

Reports suggest that gov. Gavin Newsome will soon be joining her.

 

[toobfreak]

Reports suggest that gov. Gavin Newsome will soon be joining her.

Well, Bass and Newsom gotta blame Trump or someone for the condition of LA and California cities, otherwise someone might blame them.

 

[sparky]

"I have no control over it.

because you don't want to...... is dereliction of duty
~S~

 

[Votto]

Reports suggest that gov. Gavin Newsome will soon be joining her.

Nesom is too busy greasing his hair back and getting ready to run for President in 2028, hoping to gain those 20 million or so mystery voters that did not vote for Hillary or Kamala.

 

[Votto]

because you don't want to...... is dereliction of duty
~S~

The entire DNC is made up of derelicts.

 

[Blaster]

Bass just might be the worst Mayor in America.

 

[Blaster]

Nesom is too busy greasing his hair back and getting ready to run for President in 2028, hoping to gain those 20 million or so mystery voters that did not vote for Hillary or Kamala.

Newsom will be facing tax evasion charges after withholding $80 Billion dollars to the Federal Government.