Marines Deployed To Another Third-World Country Full Of Hostile Foreigners

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Marines Deployed To Another Third-World Country Full Of Hostile Foreigners​

U.S.·Jun 10, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

LOS ANGELES, CA — As has become the standard operating procedure for the military branch over the last half-century, 700 members of the United States Marines found themselves being deployed to yet another third-world country that is full of hostile foreigners.

In this latest deployment to a non-English-speaking wasteland, the Marines were supremely confident that they would be able to handle the marauding hordes of foreign nationals, despite the inhospitable conditions presented by the rubble and destruction of the surroundings.

"Same thing, different day," said Sergeant Heath Parsons. "We know the drill. We train and prepare until the day when our number is called and we have to report to save the world by traveling to some third-world hell-hole to confront foreign hostiles. We're used to it at this point."

Though there had already been some skirmishes in which Marines clashed with the angry natives in the area, the presence of the U.S. Military had already had an impact on the war-torn region. "You can catch little glimpses of what this place used to be like," said another Marine. "It's part of our job as Marines, in addition to being prepared to fight, to bring a little bit of hope with us from the United States to show places like this what life can be like under better circumstances."

Some of the foreigners cautiously welcomed the Marines, while others remained combative when faced with English-speaking Americans.

At publishing time, rumors persisted that the Pentagon was committed to eventually establishing a democracy in the area.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

After seeing various representatives make speeches, I am simply floored. If believed, these officials have no idea of the suffering Americans have living under the cartel bootheel. Americans are sick of the crime, the filth, the fouled beaches, the vandalism. Sick of criminal invaders.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Marines Deployed To Another Third-World Country Full Of Hostile Foreigners​

U.S.·Jun 10, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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LOS ANGELES, CA — As has become the standard operating procedure for the military branch over the last half-century, 700 members of the United States Marines found themselves being deployed to yet another third-world country that is full of hostile foreigners.

In this latest deployment to a non-English-speaking wasteland, the Marines were supremely confident that they would be able to handle the marauding hordes of foreign nationals, despite the inhospitable conditions presented by the rubble and destruction of the surroundings.

"Same thing, different day," said Sergeant Heath Parsons. "We know the drill. We train and prepare until the day when our number is called and we have to report to save the world by traveling to some third-world hell-hole to confront foreign hostiles. We're used to it at this point."

Though there had already been some skirmishes in which Marines clashed with the angry natives in the area, the presence of the U.S. Military had already had an impact on the war-torn region. "You can catch little glimpses of what this place used to be like," said another Marine. "It's part of our job as Marines, in addition to being prepared to fight, to bring a little bit of hope with us from the United States to show places like this what life can be like under better circumstances."

Some of the foreigners cautiously welcomed the Marines, while others remained combative when faced with English-speaking Americans.

At publishing time, rumors persisted that the Pentagon was committed to eventually establishing a democracy in the area.

Air-Conditioned Ethics Give Off a Fatal Chill

No Rules of Engagement this time. The First World needs a win.

 

[Meathead]

Marines Deployed To Another Third-World Country Full Of Hostile Foreigners​

U.S.·Jun 10, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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LOS ANGELES, CA — As has become the standard operating procedure for the military branch over the last half-century, 700 members of the United States Marines found themselves being deployed to yet another third-world country that is full of hostile foreigners.

In this latest deployment to a non-English-speaking wasteland, the Marines were supremely confident that they would be able to handle the marauding hordes of foreign nationals, despite the inhospitable conditions presented by the rubble and destruction of the surroundings.

"Same thing, different day," said Sergeant Heath Parsons. "We know the drill. We train and prepare until the day when our number is called and we have to report to save the world by traveling to some third-world hell-hole to confront foreign hostiles. We're used to it at this point."

Though there had already been some skirmishes in which Marines clashed with the angry natives in the area, the presence of the U.S. Military had already had an impact on the war-torn region. "You can catch little glimpses of what this place used to be like," said another Marine. "It's part of our job as Marines, in addition to being prepared to fight, to bring a little bit of hope with us from the United States to show places like this what life can be like under better circumstances."

Some of the foreigners cautiously welcomed the Marines, while others remained combative when faced with English-speaking Americans.

At publishing time, rumors persisted that the Pentagon was committed to eventually establishing a democracy in the area.

Good practise if, God forbid, we should have to go into a shithole like Somalia.