Marchimedes tries a thing...

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So, this is my thread. I guess I'm in the "P.s" This thread is about shuttin liberals the fu(k up. With an image, then an image, then an image...

I'm well pleased with myself.

I can do it with paragraphs, and I do, but like they say "a picture is worth a thousand words." I started in on the interweb 2002, I invented this $h!t and the referencing of youfaces, and self made images also. No doubt someone else would go there but I was first. Before me there was just text. Hellofa claim, correct? Somebody had to be first. Turns out it was me.

You're welcome.

 

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I been lookin around. So far I hate every body besides me that has posted in this sub-forum.

Ya'll post other people's $h!t like you done sumpin.

 

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My turn...

How about the color palate of my last one?

That's how I get my many views.

Where did she go? I was smitten with her.

Funniest thing ever.

Eh.

 

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To coin a term...

Bidey-Sense: The ability to sort of or pretend to understand whatever the fu(k Biden is talking about.

Satire?

 

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Those are both the same thing.

 

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CNN is so biased that they can't bring themselves to report that an ex-President has just been shot.

Thank you, CNN, welcome to my thread.

Satire, eh?

Yes, that's my best shot right then.

 

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Hear about this one?

How can someone in The Mighty US of A Army be on the TSA terror watch list and still be in The Mighty US of A Army?

 

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Kizz my azz. Cents the last time I been in this thread has anybody told their own joke?

 

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And then. I don't remember what letter I'm at. I can look it up. I almost keep an eye on this thread, and this sub-forum. Test.

 

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I see the satire sub-forum hasn't grown a pair. While that went on I had to swear I wasn't dead to post in this, my own thread. I know I was on "N" but while I was scrolling through my images that last in "P" for pagers caught my eye. I still enjoy this one under "B" for Biden or Border or sumpin...

and then...

Satire. I wrote that. Wrote all of that. I see this sub-forum is still members going "here's sumpin I didn't craft."

If I posted in this thread... "here's sumpin another guy came up with" I'd be just like the rest of you retards.

 

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Who is this man called Votto and why does he keep starting two reply threads with someone else's satire?

 

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The police outside of an Uvalde school not storming the school melded with a "hold my beer" meme...

Are you fu(ks sure you know the meaning of satire?

 

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So, this is my thread. I guess I'm in the "P.s"

That was in reply to any liberal complaining about my side making nice with the enemy. So is this...

I know, that's not a "P."

 

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That last image should have been more betterer set up so...

 

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I ain't done. I'm in the "P's?" The "T's" are gonna fu(k you up. Except for me this sub-forum should be called "Crap other people wrote."

 

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Just popped into my skull an hour ago...

I'm still gonna post it again when I get to the U's.

 

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First "P" is...

This thread is awesome. Whenever I'm bored, well, drunk I get to just go find the next letter in my files and pretend I just did sumpin. This is gonna keep going on for quite some time as at most I get drunk once the week and as I have buku files ... Not to mention the fact that I never stop thinking stupid $h!t up. I thought the fight one up today.

I'm suck a dick. I should be condoning the dissemination of satire whether one wrote it or not.

I should be encouraging originality.

"Trump, Ghandi and Hitler walk into a bar..."

Hitler goes, "Why is the bartender a Donkey?"