Man Test - Are You Man Enough?

[captkaos]

You can get through life without knowing about most of the stuff but certain things require understanding such as putting gear oil in your car, gasoline in a Coleman lantern and getting up close and personal with a hornet's nest.

People with the "means" to do so, can pretty much live without having to "do" anything. The rest of us better learn to change that Tire while sitting on the side of the highway with traffic buzzing by.

 

[Likkmee]

#2 was easy for me because I served in that branch of the military. ..

I didn't realize Iran had those too ?

 

[flewism]

I missed #2, 5 and 8, I will feel shitty for a day , not really.
So what is the finger in the thumb for? and what outdoor sport is that gear for?

 

[Likkmee]

I missed #2, 5 and 8, I will feel shitty for a day , not really.
So what is the finger in the thumb for? and what outdoor sport is that gear for?

For me it would be to trigger a MIG welder during an ice age

 

[JGalt]

I missed #2, 5 and 8, I will feel shitty for a day , not really.
So what is the finger in the thumb for? and what outdoor sport is that gear for?

That's from a pair of WW2 wool mittens. The finger and thumb were for operating the rifle.

The items in #8 are for archery or bowhunting. The one on the left is a finger guard, the one on the right is a mechanical string-release for a compound bow.

 

[DOTR]

No shite, we stopped to help a guy broke down on the side of the road who was Googling' how to change his tire.

My heart wept.

My son in law drives one of those huge jacked up diesels which my daughter used for a few days while her car was in the shop. While discussing it i mentioned the availability of diesel in their area and she said "wait it doesnt use gasoline?" and he Yelled "you are never driving it again!".

You can get through life without knowing about most of the stuff but certain things require understanding such as putting gear oil in your car, gasoline in a Coleman lantern and getting up close and personal with a hornet's nest.

Functioning society requires that *somebody* knows the uses of those things.

 

[DOTR]

Zero (0) because a "real" man isnt afraid of the dark....
……………………..REAL MAN...………Pisses on the Enemy……………………..........................................……..Pansy Ass Liberal Man... Pisses on himself.

Could we win a world war with the guy on the right or were we better off with real men? Dont worry...the liberals have a plan to beat him into manhood in the event...

 

[JGalt]

Zero (0) because a "real" man isnt afraid of the dark....
……………………..REAL MAN...………Pisses on the Enemy……………………..........................................……..Pansy Ass Liberal Man... Pisses on himself.

Could we win a world war with the guy on the right or were we better off with real men? Dont worry...the liberals have a plan to beat him into manhood in the event...


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Those can't possibly be marines. Not one of them is staring at her ass.

 

[Harry Dresden]

I can name every item. Do I get a cookie?? ..

apparently according to galt you get a set of balls.....

 

[Harry Dresden]

Shit I’m not a man lol

well that is what many here have said before....just saying...

 

[JGalt]

I can name every item. Do I get a cookie?? ..

apparently according to galt you get a set of balls.....

Yes. Wear them proudly, but be sure not to dangle them off the rear bumper of a truck. They get dirty that way, and nobody likes dirty balls.

 

[Oddball]

I had to go to the penalty box...

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

I can name every item. Do I get a cookie?? ..

apparently according to galt you get a set of balls.....

Yes. Wear them proudly, but be sure not to dangle them off the rear bumper of a truck. They get dirty that way, and nobody likes dirty balls.

In 1968, my brother hung a pair of hairy coconuts in a wire mesh bag off the back of his Chevy Camaro. Was hysterical. Even had steer-like swing.

 

[JGalt]

I can name every item. Do I get a cookie?? ..

apparently according to galt you get a set of balls.....

Yes. Wear them proudly, but be sure not to dangle them off the rear bumper of a truck. They get dirty that way, and nobody likes dirty balls.

In 1968, my brother hung a pair of hairy coconuts in a wire mesh bag off the back of his Chevy Camaro. Was hysterical. Even had steer-like swing.

He should have gotten a patent on truck bumper balls back then. He might have become a bazillionaire.

 

[Questioner]

See how many of the following you can identify:

1. What is this item?

2. What branch of the U.S. military does this badge represent?

3. Name these three types of screw heads from left to right:

4. What is this piece of paper used for?

5. Why does this mitten have a finger and a thumb?

6. Why are there two different colored connectors on these cables?

7. Two bottles of oil: Which is thicker oil?

8. What outdoor sport are these items typically used for?

9. What it this item used for?

10. Is this an AM or an FM radio?

11. What kind of fuel does this lantern operate on?

12. What is the connector on the end of this cable called?

13. What are these tools used for?

14. What material is the handle of this knife made of?

15. How long is this screw?

16. What is the red thing this guy is holding?

17. Name the gun Gandalf has:

18. What kind of animal lived in this house?

19. What is this device called?

Congratulations. If you scored all 19, you are a manly man. If you scored half of them, please renew you man card. If you scored less than half, well....

I'd rather read or learn from men who've been there and done something, rather than take a silly test, but to each their own.

 

[JGalt]

See how many of the following you can identify:

1. What is this item?

2. What branch of the U.S. military does this badge represent?

3. Name these three types of screw heads from left to right:

4. What is this piece of paper used for?

5. Why does this mitten have a finger and a thumb?

6. Why are there two different colored connectors on these cables?

7. Two bottles of oil: Which is thicker oil?

8. What outdoor sport are these items typically used for?

9. What it this item used for?

10. Is this an AM or an FM radio?

11. What kind of fuel does this lantern operate on?

12. What is the connector on the end of this cable called?

13. What are these tools used for?

14. What material is the handle of this knife made of?

15. How long is this screw?

16. What is the red thing this guy is holding?

17. Name the gun Gandalf has:

18. What kind of animal lived in this house?

19. What is this device called?

Congratulations. If you scored all 19, you are a manly man. If you scored half of them, please renew you man card. If you scored less than half, well....

I'd rather read or learn from men who've been there and done something, rather than take a silly test, but to each their own.

Been where and done what?

 

[Questioner]

See how many of the following you can identify:

1. What is this item?

2. What branch of the U.S. military does this badge represent?

3. Name these three types of screw heads from left to right:

4. What is this piece of paper used for?

5. Why does this mitten have a finger and a thumb?

6. Why are there two different colored connectors on these cables?

7. Two bottles of oil: Which is thicker oil?

8. What outdoor sport are these items typically used for?

9. What it this item used for?

10. Is this an AM or an FM radio?

11. What kind of fuel does this lantern operate on?

12. What is the connector on the end of this cable called?

13. What are these tools used for?

14. What material is the handle of this knife made of?

15. How long is this screw?

16. What is the red thing this guy is holding?

17. Name the gun Gandalf has:

18. What kind of animal lived in this house?

19. What is this device called?

Congratulations. If you scored all 19, you are a manly man. If you scored half of them, please renew you man card. If you scored less than half, well....

I'd rather read or learn from men who've been there and done something, rather than take a silly test, but to each their own.

Been where and done what?

Something "manly" - I dunno.

 

[JGalt]

See how many of the following you can identify:

1. What is this item?

2. What branch of the U.S. military does this badge represent?

3. Name these three types of screw heads from left to right:

4. What is this piece of paper used for?

5. Why does this mitten have a finger and a thumb?

6. Why are there two different colored connectors on these cables?

7. Two bottles of oil: Which is thicker oil?

8. What outdoor sport are these items typically used for?

9. What it this item used for?

10. Is this an AM or an FM radio?

11. What kind of fuel does this lantern operate on?

12. What is the connector on the end of this cable called?

13. What are these tools used for?

14. What material is the handle of this knife made of?

15. How long is this screw?

16. What is the red thing this guy is holding?

17. Name the gun Gandalf has:

18. What kind of animal lived in this house?

19. What is this device called?

Congratulations. If you scored all 19, you are a manly man. If you scored half of them, please renew you man card. If you scored less than half, well....

I'd rather read or learn from men who've been there and done something, rather than take a silly test, but to each their own.

Been where and done what?

Something "manly" - I dunno.

Well aren't manly deeds done with manly things? Guns, knives, tools, things that make fire, things that build or destroy?

Every manly man should have those things. The sad fact is that many younger people and millennials don't. They don't seem to have a sense of value, tradition, and history. I go to alot of garage sales looking for treasures. A garage sale can give you alot of insight and reflection into how that person lives.

Ive seen so many instances where there was so little "guy stuff", and mostly cheap, Chinese-made trinkets which were bought at Walmart, kid's clothes, broken toys, and mostly girl stuff. The most embarrassing thing is when I ask the poor emasculated guy some questions like "Do you have any guns, gun parts, broken guns, military stuff, etc." and his wife insists on answering, as if I asked her.

 

[Questioner]

See how many of the following you can identify:

1. What is this item?

2. What branch of the U.S. military does this badge represent?

3. Name these three types of screw heads from left to right:

4. What is this piece of paper used for?

5. Why does this mitten have a finger and a thumb?

6. Why are there two different colored connectors on these cables?

7. Two bottles of oil: Which is thicker oil?

8. What outdoor sport are these items typically used for?

9. What it this item used for?

10. Is this an AM or an FM radio?

11. What kind of fuel does this lantern operate on?

12. What is the connector on the end of this cable called?

13. What are these tools used for?

14. What material is the handle of this knife made of?

15. How long is this screw?

16. What is the red thing this guy is holding?

17. Name the gun Gandalf has:

18. What kind of animal lived in this house?

19. What is this device called?

Congratulations. If you scored all 19, you are a manly man. If you scored half of them, please renew you man card. If you scored less than half, well....

I'd rather read or learn from men who've been there and done something, rather than take a silly test, but to each their own.

Been where and done what?

Something "manly" - I dunno.

Well aren't manly deeds done with manly things? Guns, knives, tools, things that make fire, things that build or destroy?

Every manly man should have those things. The sad fact is that many younger people and millennials don't. They don't seem to have a sense of value, tradition, and history. I go to alot of garage sales looking for treasures. A garage sale can give you alot of insight and reflection into how that person lives.

Ive seen so many instances where there was so little "guy stuff", and mostly cheap, Chinese-made trinkets which were bought at Walmart, kid's clothes, broken toys, and mostly girl stuff. The most embarrassing thing is when I ask the poor emasculated guy some questions like "Do you have any guns, gun parts, broken guns, military stuff, etc." and his wife insists on answering, as if I asked her.

I've been reading a lot of books on men who've been there and done something lately, such as a book by a former Navy Seal and martial artist.

 

[Grumblenuts]

What's a man do when a woman enters the garage?
Questioner.

(teehee)