Captain Creeper
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In the news today are many articles about NYC's Assahola Mamdani's wife using the "n-word" in social media posts, as well as being extremely anti-Semitic. See Zohran Mamdani’s Wife Celebrated Palestinian Terrorists, Including Plane Hijacker, In Social Media Posts From Early Adulthood
Notwithstanding the fact that this chick is undeniably a total POS, I find her to be smoking hot! Not that I actually think I could actually bang this chick (she is under lock and guard in NYC while I am knee-deep in the south GA swamps), as I am not delusional. But I definitely consider her to be Bangworthy. However, if I were visiting the Big Apple to peruse the Patek and Rolex stores, and she were to pass me on the street, I would hit on her. Why not? Me thinks that little Zoran ain't quite got all this chick needs in his skivvies. It is my long held manifesto that ALL women can be gotten. If you cannot bed a particular chick, then that is due to YOUR shortcoming ... even with lesbians.
I will not lie to you and say I am a master cocksman. I'm not. If not for 6s and 7s, I would probably still be a virgin. Frankly, 6s and 7s are a much better time than 8s and 9s and 10s, because they want to be liked. As long as they are a not over a size 6, I will go for them. I am not a stickler for a pretty face. Sure, pretty is preferred. But part of my manifesto is that if you look deeply enough into a chicks eyes (preferably while you are doing her), then you will find beauty, of some degree, give or take.
I would consider the Ayatollah's main squeeze to be a 7 with the body of an 8.50. When you factor in the risk that she may be wearing a suicide vest, she gets a total index score of 7.30. Definitely bangable! This leads me to question myself. Why am I attracted to such horrible people? Even in real life, I am attracted to horrible chicks. Perhaps I just like the bad girls. I don't know. Are men able to completely disconnect the moral part of our brains with the parts that control our dicks? Perhaps.
As I look back over my life in contemplation of how I got to where I am, in most instances I could not have performed better! But in the chick department I often f*cked up. I look back now and think of the good girls I dated who came from good families, with money, and how they would do anything for me. But then I always dumped them because some bad girl walked into my view. My God, that happened so many times. It is part of my manifesto, I think. I NEVER picked the good girl. I was ALWAYS too concerned about getting laid. Even my marriage didn't last too long.
I think about this and I wonder: is it narcissim, or am I unknowingly engaging is acute self-loathing by partaking in slut hunting? Sooooooo many good girls in my past... But by going the way I went, I got to experience the sexual Olympics with gold medalists! Is experiencing potential lifelong bliss worth not having hot sex? My manifest says "no".
I am 55 years old. I am healthy and quite comfortable in life. However, my looks have gone downhill due to age. I am no longer the stud of old who pretty much had his pick of mediocre looking women. When I got divorced and tried to start dating again, I told myself, "Dude, women do not age as well as men do. I am going to have to make some compromises here if I am going to bang again." Then I dipped my toe in the pool of 40-ish chicks. The first thing I realized is that 40-ish single chicks are 9 times out of 10 f*cking nuts; just plain batshit crazy. Second, I did not have much success. I realized that I was not as attractive as I had once been. Even with the chicks I was willing to compromise for, they were not interested. What a kick in the nads!
Basically, I decided that if I they did not want me, then **** them! There are way too many 20 year old chicks at bars with daddy issues to worry about not hooking up with a 40 year old hag! And that was the path I took. Frankly, I am fine with it. Having a relationship with a chick sucks way too much psychic energy from you. Plus, it cuts into your time doing shit you want to do. And for what? A 50 year old dry cooter?!?
However, things change. As I say, I am in good health. But I am at the point in my life where people I know are succumbing to horrible illnesses. Every time I feel a slight twinge in my chest I think, "OH NO!!! HERE IT COMES!!!". Then it turns out to be nothing. At some point I may need someone to take me to the doctor, drive me back and forth to work, and otherwise do the things for me that I can no longer do for myself. In my case, that includes waxing the willy (so legit healthcare people, and men, are out).
I may need a wife. American women's expectations are way out of whack. So, I am thinking about a foreigner. But she will have to be reliable. I don't want someone who is going to smother me to death with my pillow and then make off with my watch collection to pawn for cash. Mexicans are, of course, not under consideration. Then there are the old maids. Not all will be gross. Some are barren and, therefore, not wanted for wifing. Widows are another attractive option (especially if they have money). But, I keep coming back to this: They HAVE to be no larger than a size 6, and have at a minimum c-cups. What are the chances I will find someone like this? Probably not great. That is, unless I turn to brokers!
The term "human trafficking" has such unearned negative connotations. Sure, forcing people into indentured sex servitude is bad and we should rain down hell on those people. However, if we are only talking about rounding up some long-term cooch for a paying customer who will treat said cooch well and pay her with bangstick and life insurance, and she is game for it ... why the hell not? Obviously, I do not want her plucked from the jungle and sent directly to me. I don't want to put up with al that shit! I want her to be obedience trained first. I want her to know which f*cking fork to use for salad so I can take her out to eat and not be ashamed of her. I also want her to be able to recognize and respect my boundaries with zero discussion.
Another possible solution are these AI robots that are being developed. Then, there are self-driving cars. Robots and self-driving cars may hold the key to me living out the rest of my life without having to be bothered by other human beings! I can live completely people free. It would just be me, my dogs, and my robots (one of which will have a tater hole!). The technology must advance, though. I don't want an ai robot to go rogue and rip my willy off, for example. But, if they can get these things perfected, I think I will be set for life.
Notwithstanding the fact that this chick is undeniably a total POS, I find her to be smoking hot! Not that I actually think I could actually bang this chick (she is under lock and guard in NYC while I am knee-deep in the south GA swamps), as I am not delusional. But I definitely consider her to be Bangworthy. However, if I were visiting the Big Apple to peruse the Patek and Rolex stores, and she were to pass me on the street, I would hit on her. Why not? Me thinks that little Zoran ain't quite got all this chick needs in his skivvies. It is my long held manifesto that ALL women can be gotten. If you cannot bed a particular chick, then that is due to YOUR shortcoming ... even with lesbians.
I will not lie to you and say I am a master cocksman. I'm not. If not for 6s and 7s, I would probably still be a virgin. Frankly, 6s and 7s are a much better time than 8s and 9s and 10s, because they want to be liked. As long as they are a not over a size 6, I will go for them. I am not a stickler for a pretty face. Sure, pretty is preferred. But part of my manifesto is that if you look deeply enough into a chicks eyes (preferably while you are doing her), then you will find beauty, of some degree, give or take.
I would consider the Ayatollah's main squeeze to be a 7 with the body of an 8.50. When you factor in the risk that she may be wearing a suicide vest, she gets a total index score of 7.30. Definitely bangable! This leads me to question myself. Why am I attracted to such horrible people? Even in real life, I am attracted to horrible chicks. Perhaps I just like the bad girls. I don't know. Are men able to completely disconnect the moral part of our brains with the parts that control our dicks? Perhaps.
As I look back over my life in contemplation of how I got to where I am, in most instances I could not have performed better! But in the chick department I often f*cked up. I look back now and think of the good girls I dated who came from good families, with money, and how they would do anything for me. But then I always dumped them because some bad girl walked into my view. My God, that happened so many times. It is part of my manifesto, I think. I NEVER picked the good girl. I was ALWAYS too concerned about getting laid. Even my marriage didn't last too long.
I think about this and I wonder: is it narcissim, or am I unknowingly engaging is acute self-loathing by partaking in slut hunting? Sooooooo many good girls in my past... But by going the way I went, I got to experience the sexual Olympics with gold medalists! Is experiencing potential lifelong bliss worth not having hot sex? My manifest says "no".
I am 55 years old. I am healthy and quite comfortable in life. However, my looks have gone downhill due to age. I am no longer the stud of old who pretty much had his pick of mediocre looking women. When I got divorced and tried to start dating again, I told myself, "Dude, women do not age as well as men do. I am going to have to make some compromises here if I am going to bang again." Then I dipped my toe in the pool of 40-ish chicks. The first thing I realized is that 40-ish single chicks are 9 times out of 10 f*cking nuts; just plain batshit crazy. Second, I did not have much success. I realized that I was not as attractive as I had once been. Even with the chicks I was willing to compromise for, they were not interested. What a kick in the nads!
Basically, I decided that if I they did not want me, then **** them! There are way too many 20 year old chicks at bars with daddy issues to worry about not hooking up with a 40 year old hag! And that was the path I took. Frankly, I am fine with it. Having a relationship with a chick sucks way too much psychic energy from you. Plus, it cuts into your time doing shit you want to do. And for what? A 50 year old dry cooter?!?
However, things change. As I say, I am in good health. But I am at the point in my life where people I know are succumbing to horrible illnesses. Every time I feel a slight twinge in my chest I think, "OH NO!!! HERE IT COMES!!!". Then it turns out to be nothing. At some point I may need someone to take me to the doctor, drive me back and forth to work, and otherwise do the things for me that I can no longer do for myself. In my case, that includes waxing the willy (so legit healthcare people, and men, are out).
I may need a wife. American women's expectations are way out of whack. So, I am thinking about a foreigner. But she will have to be reliable. I don't want someone who is going to smother me to death with my pillow and then make off with my watch collection to pawn for cash. Mexicans are, of course, not under consideration. Then there are the old maids. Not all will be gross. Some are barren and, therefore, not wanted for wifing. Widows are another attractive option (especially if they have money). But, I keep coming back to this: They HAVE to be no larger than a size 6, and have at a minimum c-cups. What are the chances I will find someone like this? Probably not great. That is, unless I turn to brokers!
The term "human trafficking" has such unearned negative connotations. Sure, forcing people into indentured sex servitude is bad and we should rain down hell on those people. However, if we are only talking about rounding up some long-term cooch for a paying customer who will treat said cooch well and pay her with bangstick and life insurance, and she is game for it ... why the hell not? Obviously, I do not want her plucked from the jungle and sent directly to me. I don't want to put up with al that shit! I want her to be obedience trained first. I want her to know which f*cking fork to use for salad so I can take her out to eat and not be ashamed of her. I also want her to be able to recognize and respect my boundaries with zero discussion.
Another possible solution are these AI robots that are being developed. Then, there are self-driving cars. Robots and self-driving cars may hold the key to me living out the rest of my life without having to be bothered by other human beings! I can live completely people free. It would just be me, my dogs, and my robots (one of which will have a tater hole!). The technology must advance, though. I don't want an ai robot to go rogue and rip my willy off, for example. But, if they can get these things perfected, I think I will be set for life.
