Why did everyone notice when Bill Gates farted in the Apple store?
Because they didnāt have any Windows.
Farts are like children.
You donāt mind your own, but you canāt stand other peopleās.
Do you know whatās scary?
Attempting your first fart after having diarrhea.
I got fired from my job delivering leaflets on flatulence awareness.
Unfortunately, I let one rip.
What do you get when an aristocrat farts?
A noble gas.
I just rang the Incontinence Hotline.
The woman said, āCan you hold, please?ā
I farted at work yesterday, and my coworker opened the window.
It must have been bad ā weāre flight attendants.
My partner said he wanted to heat things up in bed.
So I farted under the sheets.
I didnāt fart in front of my partner until we got married.
Her family wasnāt too impressed.
An old married couple is at a concert one Friday night, when the woman turns to her husband and says, āIāve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?ā
The husband tells her, āReplace the battery in your hearing aid.ā
A fart is like success.
It only bothers you when itās not your own.
If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound, would you smell it before you heard it?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
She didnāt want the other chickens to notice that she farted.
Did you hear the one about the blind and heartbroken skunk?
She fell in love with a fart.
