Liar, Liar......

[LibertyWeeps]

Four eyes has four faces!!!! And lies out of each one of them!!!!!

 

[knuckles]

This piece of human excrement is a mass murderer and should get the electric chair.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

This is Exhibit A of Trump’s devotion to the swamp

 

[sealybobo]

This is Exhibit A of Trump’s devotion to the swamp

Trump is such a liar so it's insane Republicans have the nerve to call anyone else a liar. I think it's a tactic. Throw out the word to everyone as if everyone is a liar. They are providing that liar with cover. Same as they did the Bush's.

Anyways, I wanted to talk about my relative down here in Florida. He is 95 and people want to give him a pass because of his age, but he's been a liar his whole life. The only people to ever call him on it was my mom 20 years ago and ME this week. What a ******* liar!! And he's famous for saying he never lies, even if it hurts people's feelings. Let's analyze that. He says inappropriate shit and then tries to give himself credit for no lying when most people do? Just about the only time it's acceptable? When it's to spare someone's feelings? What an asshole.

So we've always known he was shady, a shister, con man, bullshit artist. Tell you to your face how great you are and either a week later tell you that you are stupid and a slob. That's what he did to me. But I've always known I was a slob. Why bring that up when I call you out for lying? And what pissed me off was a few nights earlier he had the balls to tell me I'm not that bright. So I had to tell him he's not as smart as he thinks he is. And give him a couple of examples he couldn't lie his way out of. It was great. My mom is in heaven laughing and cheering me on. She hated him.

Everyone knows the guy is cheep. We all have examples. No one's ever called him out on it. I did. So his nephew is putting in a toilet and installing a lamp. I was going to take them out to a nice dinner as a thank you. Can we all agree that's fair? The dinner was for 5 of us, this asshole uncle of mine bought wine! It was an expensive place. I probably paid $600 with the tip. And I forgot but I took my uncle and my cousin and his wife to breakfast. That was probably $100. So $700. Fair for the work? Well the next night I took my cousin and my uncle to All You Can Eat Asian. $100. At that dinner, my asshole uncle offered them for ME to take them to one of the most expensive places in Fort Lauderdale. Cost me $500. Each time my uncle did this to me he kept mentioning how expensive it would be to have what my cousin has done for the place. But I thought it was free? And no one asked him to do all that extra stuff.

So $1300 in dinners. Plus $500 in stuff I had to buy at Home Depot.

Ok, so can we all agree that I have paid more than enough? This asshole uncle of mine tried to tell me I have to take him and my cousin back to Morton Steak House. I ******* lost it. I finally got to tell him everything I really think about him. What a liar he is. And give him 5 examples of lies he's told since I've been here. You think I'm stupid uncle? I'm not so stupid.

Suddenly, his stories weren't working. No one was listening to his nonsense. My cousin loved it because whenever he lies to him, no one is around to verify it. I'm here and we have both seen it.

So he blows up at me and walks out. I wonder what he's thinking right now? Does he even care? Does he think he's right? I told him "don't you EVER offer me to take someone else to dinner ever again. Next time you do, you're taking us out you got that?"

 

[LibertyWeeps]

This piece of human excrement is a mass murderer and should get the electric chair.

Strap him to a table and pump him full of his own "vaccine".

 

[sealybobo]

Trump is such a liar so it's insane Republicans have the nerve to call anyone else a liar. I think it's a tactic. Throw out the word to everyone as if everyone is a liar. They are providing that liar with cover. Same as they did the Bush's.

Anyways, I wanted to talk about my relative down here in Florida. He is 95 and people want to give him a pass because of his age, but he's been a liar his whole life. The only people to ever call him on it was my mom 20 years ago and ME this week. What a ******* liar!! And he's famous for saying he never lies, even if it hurts people's feelings. Let's analyze that. He says inappropriate shit and then tries to give himself credit for no lying when most people do? Just about the only time it's acceptable? When it's to spare someone's feelings? What an asshole.

So we've always known he was shady, a shister, con man, bullshit artist. Tell you to your face how great you are and either a week later tell you that you are stupid and a slob. That's what he did to me. But I've always known I was a slob. Why bring that up when I call you out for lying? And what pissed me off was a few nights earlier he had the balls to tell me I'm not that bright. So I had to tell him he's not as smart as he thinks he is. And give him a couple of examples he couldn't lie his way out of. It was great. My mom is in heaven laughing and cheering me on. She hated him.

Everyone knows the guy is cheep. We all have examples. No one's ever called him out on it. I did. So his nephew is putting in a toilet and installing a lamp. I was going to take them out to a nice dinner as a thank you. Can we all agree that's fair? The dinner was for 5 of us, this asshole uncle of mine bought wine! It was an expensive place. I probably paid $600 with the tip. And I forgot but I took my uncle and my cousin and his wife to breakfast. That was probably $100. So $700. Fair for the work? Well the next night I took my cousin and my uncle to All You Can Eat Asian. $100. At that dinner, my asshole uncle offered them for ME to take them to one of the most expensive places in Fort Lauderdale. Cost me $500. Each time my uncle did this to me he kept mentioning how expensive it would be to have what my cousin has done for the place. But I thought it was free? And no one asked him to do all that extra stuff.

So $1300 in dinners. Plus $500 in stuff I had to buy at Home Depot.

Ok, so can we all agree that I have paid more than enough? This asshole uncle of mine tried to tell me I have to take him and my cousin back to Morton Steak House. I ******* lost it. I finally got to tell him everything I really think about him. What a liar he is. And give him 5 examples of lies he's told since I've been here. You think I'm stupid uncle? I'm not so stupid.

Suddenly, his stories weren't working. No one was listening to his nonsense. My cousin loved it because whenever he lies to him, no one is around to verify it. I'm here and we have both seen it.

So he blows up at me and walks out. I wonder what he's thinking right now? Does he even care? Does he think he's right? I told him "don't you EVER offer me to take someone else to dinner ever again. Next time you do, you're taking us out you got that?"

My old uncle came to where I'm staying and invited me to dinner. When I realized someone else would be there I said yes. So that was his way of apologizing. I think he knows now he can't **** with me too much. I will call him out. Liars like that don't lie to people who call them out on their lies. But he started bad mouthing my cousins wife. Like he bad mouths me when I'm not around, I'm sure. Piece of shit. I don't care that he's 95. He was a piece of shit 30 years ago. His entire life.

Everyone feels sorry for old people when something bad happens to them. Or they say "don't yell at him he's old". I always think "maybe that person was a bad person" Well, now I know one. My uncle. What a dick. I let him have it and I have a few things saved up if he pisses me off again.

Last night I was bragging to him that I'm taking the Cuban girl I met out again this weekend. He asked me "Does she know you're a slob?" And he got this shit eating grin on his face. I said to him "boy you sure are something huh?"

People like this, I notice, talk down to you and tell you how smart they are. And how you are not that smart. Only one problem. I know he's an idiot. Should I call him on all his lies so he knows I'm not as dumb as he thinks? I will if he ***** with me again.