*******Progressive News Network*** Breaking News: The Bush Administration had perpetrated another fraud on the American people. Abu Musab Al-zarqawi is ALIVE. US Marines kidnapped a homeless man (yes Bush has spread homelessness to Iraq now) performed plastic surgery on him, placed him in the house, then bombed it, and then told us what a great job they did. This crime cannot go unpunished. The people must demand justice. How low will Bush go to try and improve his poll numbers? They destroy a beutiful home in Iraq. They accuse a freedom fighter of crimes that were never proven in a court of law. Then they murder an innocent man. After all, it has leaked out he survived the bombing - did the blood thirsty Marines provide the needed medical attention or did they pot a bullet in his head? They have not provided the REAL autopsy report, so they MUST have something to hide. SNN will continue to report on this atrociousaction, along with our affiliates Air America, George Soros, and other friends of Abu Musab Al-zarqawi
We will continue to find corruption in the Bush administration (even if it is not there - he is a Republican so that alone demands we investigate him) PNN is checking on reports Abu Musab Al-zarqawi was tranported by CIA planes to a base in Nevada and is now living in a luxury condo on the Las Vegas strip. Our ace reporter Al Franken will be sending reports to us and we will pass them on to you
The American people know what a bunch of freakin tin foil hat wearing goofs liberal are these days. They have about as much of a chance of winning in November as Patrick Kennedy has of winning a Safe Driver Award (of Teddy for that matter)