Last post wins!

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Obviously not.

Hey! My dog says so, and she's a genius!

It's mine.

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[BackAgain]

Hey! My dog says so, and she's a genius!

It's mine.

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My dog is actually a bit slow. May be on the canine spectrum, in fact.

And, yet, despite this staggering handicap, I win.

Thank me very much.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

My dog is actually a bit slow. May be on the canine spectrum, in fact.

And, yet, despite this staggering handicap, I win.

Thank me very much.

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Okay. I can't top that.


You win, but you only get to keep the title for five minutes.
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[SaxonJackson]

Make that 4 minutes!!!!

 

[BackAgain]

Make it now and lock the thread.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Make it now and lock the thread.

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OOPS! I got in too quick. This post is retroactive.

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[BackAgain]

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OOPS! I got in too quick. This post is retroactive.

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Drat! My plan was proceeding so well, too.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Drat! My plan was proceeding so well, too.

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It's an old Zen trick I learned as a baby.

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[BackAgain]

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It's an old Zen trick I learned as a baby.

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And I’m stuck not knowing any old Zens.

Izza outwage!

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

And I’m stuck not knowing any old Zens.

Izza outwage!

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Wax on, wax off, baby!

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[BackAgain]

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Wax on, wax off, baby!

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Look. I win. It’s simple.

Apparently, what we have here is a failure to communicate!

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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Communicate, Schcommunicate!

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[QuickHitCurepon]

I can see and feel the stars aligning.

 

[BackAgain]

I can see and feel the stars aligning.

For my huge win? Yes!

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

And then my HUGER win!

 

[BackAgain]

And then my HUGER win!

And my monumental ultimate glorious final victory!

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

And my monumental ultimate glorious final victory!

.

You know, of course, that you can't pick up your trophy until you tap dance to "Tea For Two", naked.

Don't you?

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[BackAgain]

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You know, of course, that you can't pick up your trophy until you tap dance to "Tea For Two", naked.

Don't you?

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I overrule that “rule” as the winner.

Trust me, nobody wants to see me naked. Ditto that for dancing.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I overrule that “rule” as the winner.

Trust me, nobody wants to see me naked. Ditto that for dancing.

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Ditto, from an ugly, flabby 68 year old lady.
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[HeyNorm]

What a bunch of champion wannabees.

Signed

The G.O.A.T