Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow...

[Missourian]

...and this morning my pillow was gone.

 

[Hossfly]

...and this morning my pillow was gone.

Was it a My Pillow?

 

[task0778]

Is Joe Biden missing?

 

[gulfman]

I dreamt I was a muffler installer.I woke up exhausted.

 

[NewsVine_Mariyam]

...and this morning my pillow was gone.

I thought this was going to be about the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

 

[shockedcanadian]

...and this morning my pillow was gone.

Someones father is looking for his son and he isn't happy.

 

[The Irish Ram]

...and this morning my pillow was gone.

Was it a My Pillow?

No, it was his...

 

[The Irish Ram]

Well, I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.

 

[Yarddog]

...and this morning my pillow was gone.

Good thing you didn't also dream about the giant gram cracker and chocolate,... cause who knows what else you would have found missing!

 

[odanny]

...and this morning my pillow was gone.

Was it shaped like a penis?

 

[Yarddog]

...and this morning my pillow was gone.

Was it shaped like a penis?

Well, thats just a dumb thing to say

 

[aaronleland]

What's the deal with airplane food...?

 

[Hossfly]

...and this morning my pillow was gone.

Was it shaped like a penis?

Well, thats just a dumb thing to say

 

[the other mike]

I dreamed one of my dogs brought me a big rat.
It looked dead, but I didn't stay asleep long enough to find out.

 

[emilynghiem]

I dreamt I was a muffler installer.I woke up exhausted.

I thought I had a wet dream last night.
But since I'm female, I must have wet the bed. Oops!

 

[Missourian]

...and this morning my pillow was gone.

Someones father is looking for his son and he isn't happy.

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[miketx]

I, for once, can't think of a thing to say...