Kindergartener Granted PhD In Biology After Correctly Distinguishing Boy From Girl

[Weatherman2020]

"He's... he's a genius!"
GAFFNEY, SC—Multiple five-year old witnesses confirm that their teacher, Miss Whifflestrom, dropped the class gerbil in awe after hearing brilliant young kindergartener Timothy correctly describe boys as having a penis and girls, a vagina. Within hours, young Timothy had been granted a PhD in Biology.

“We hereby grant the intellectual phenom, young Timothy Swanson this honored PhD in Biology for his work in clearly differentiating the subtle variations between Homosapien boys and girls,” said the chairman of the American Council of Biology PhDs, while handing a certificate to the young boy who only hours ago was sticking crayon shavings up his nose.

“Timothy is wrong. Gender is far more complicated than the binary reproductive differences associated with nearly every living creature on the planet,” said four-star admiral and U.S. Assistant Secretary for Health, Dr. Rachel Levine, while sticking crayon shavings up her nose. “All of the sciences prove its fluidity. Don’t ask for proof right now, I’m very busy crushing the aspirations of half of the American population rather than deal with my own disorder. Busy busy busy.”

News of the kindergartener’s ability to define both a boy and a girl eventually reached our nation’s leadership, who immediately shortlisted him for nomination to the United States Supreme Court.

At publishing time, a shocked Miss Whifflestrom reportedly sat on the class lizard after hearing the brilliant revelation from little Suzy, who said people should be judged by the content of their character, not the color of their skin.

Kindergartener Granted PhD In Biology After Correctly Distinguishing Boy From Girl

GAFFNEY, SC—Multiple five-year old witnesses confirm that their teacher, Miss Whifflestrom, dropped the class gerbil in awe after hearing brilliant young kindergartener Timothy correctly describe boys as having a penis and girls, a vagina. Within hours, young Timothy had been granted a PhD in...

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[Concerned American]

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"He's... he's a genius!"
GAFFNEY, SC—Multiple five-year old witnesses confirm that their teacher, Miss Whifflestrom, dropped the class gerbil in awe after hearing brilliant young kindergartener Timothy correctly describe boys as having a penis and girls, a vagina. Within hours, young Timothy had been granted a PhD in Biology.

“We hereby grant the intellectual phenom, young Timothy Swanson this honored PhD in Biology for his work in clearly differentiating the subtle variations between Homosapien boys and girls,” said the chairman of the American Council of Biology PhDs, while handing a certificate to the young boy who only hours ago was sticking crayon shavings up his nose.

“Timothy is wrong. Gender is far more complicated than the binary reproductive differences associated with nearly every living creature on the planet,” said four-star admiral and U.S. Assistant Secretary for Health, Dr. Rachel Levine, while sticking crayon shavings up her nose. “All of the sciences prove its fluidity. Don’t ask for proof right now, I’m very busy crushing the aspirations of half of the American population rather than deal with my own disorder. Busy busy busy.”

News of the kindergartener’s ability to define both a boy and a girl eventually reached our nation’s leadership, who immediately shortlisted him for nomination to the United States Supreme Court.

At publishing time, a shocked Miss Whifflestrom reportedly sat on the class lizard after hearing the brilliant revelation from little Suzy, who said people should be judged by the content of their character, not the color of their skin.

Kindergartener Granted PhD In Biology After Correctly Distinguishing Boy From Girl

GAFFNEY, SC—Multiple five-year old witnesses confirm that their teacher, Miss Whifflestrom, dropped the class gerbil in awe after hearing brilliant young kindergartener Timothy correctly describe boys as having a penis and girls, a vagina. Within hours, young Timothy had been granted a PhD in...

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Kudos, I nominate him as associate justice of the SCOTUS. He knows more than the current candidate.

 

[TNHarley]

The fuckin bee
Gotta love em

 

[Calypso Jones]

So many people submitted to lockdowns and masking and then the clot shots. All an experiment to see just how far we could be pushed. Same things going on now with this 'confusion' about women who are men and men who are women and men and women who think they're something else other than WHAT. THEY. ARE. And if you don't accept that...if you don't repeat the lie with a straight face then you WILL be punished. That's the goal. To see what they can make you swear to. 'Winston! What is 2 plus 2?' If Winston gives the wrong answer, bring out the rat cage. You better start speaking up for the truth or we're all sunk.

 

[Moonglow]

Does the good doctor know how to tell Senator Washburn since she asks the question and evidently doesn't know?

 

[para bellum]

The Bee is hitting back, lol.

 

[Calypso Jones]

rachael levine IS a man.

 

[Sunni Man]

rachael levine IS a man.

You're a despicable Transphobe!!
And need to be sent to a Democrat ran indoctrination camp.
Also known as a public school. ...

 

[two_iron]

The filthy marxist animals can't read a room for shit. They have no idea what's in store for them...

 

[Calypso Jones]

You're a despicable Transphobe!!

i hate myself. heh heh heh

 

[TNHarley]

Does the good doctor know how to tell Senator Washburn since she asks the question and evidently doesn't know?

God you are stupid

 

[AMart]

How dare he!!!!!!!

 

[Likkmee]

She squats to pee she aint like me !

 

[Calypso Jones]

Joe knows what women are. He sniffs them out.

 

[Doc7505]

Trekkies may remember, a plot, in which some cloud creature was a companion to a human man on some unspecified planet. They somehow discerned that the cloud creature was a female and Captain Kirk said, to paraphrase, that male and female are universal constants across species of life.
Dialogue like that today would be censored.
Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is confused or completely indoctrination.

 

[para bellum]

...Dialogue like that today would be censored.

At the end of that episode Kirk tells McCoy "I'm sure the Federation can find another woman somewhere, to stop that war". Lol.

Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is confused or completely indoctrination.

Adam Confused By New Creature God Put In Garden As He Is Not A Biologist

EDEN—According to sources, The Creator decided it's not good for man to be alone and has created a beautiful helper and companion for him, formed from a rib taken from the first man, Adam. Unfortunately, Adam isn't sure what to call this exquisite and wonderful creature as he is not a biologist.

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