Kerry's dishonorable discharge is anything that comes out of his lying mouth.
His ego is so big, that it covers several time zones.
He's made up so many stories that Hans Christian Anderson is getting jealous.
He's put his foot in his mouth so many times, he has to brush his teeth with Athlete's Foot cream instead of toothpaste.
He's so full of baloney, Oscar Meyer has a job lined up for him after the election.
John Kerry --- if you don't like his position on any given issue, just wait 5 minutes.
The other day, he burnt himself at McDonald's, his running mate wanted to sue, and he wanted to apply for another Purple Heart.
John Edwards --- a boy named "Sue"