DGS49
Diamond Member
I am posting here to protest the horrible faux pas by Justin Thomas and the MISREPORTING of same by assorted media outlets.
"JT" (as his admirers refer to him) was heard to exclaim, "Faggot!" when his par putt lipped out.
THIS IS BULLSHIT! The expression, "Faggot!" is exclusively intended to express dismay when your putt comes up SHORT! You are excoriating yourself for being a limp-wristed girlie-man and not hitting the ball far enough to reach the hole - a cardinal sin in golf. Alternatively, he could have exclaimed, "Nice shot, Alice!" But then the Feminazi's would probably be attacking him for misogyny. You can't win.
The appropriate expression for when you ball lips out, is, "RIM SHOT, mother-fucker!" Which would have been OK. Clearly.
No, wait, the fags might have taken umbrage with that, too.
You seriously can't win. Perhaps he should have said either "Golly!" or nothing at all.