Just Out!! Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

[the_human_being]

The pin-up girl and brains of the Democrat Party has just released the Democrat National Convention calendar and schedule of events. Free girls and free guys, oodles of booze and free drugs for everyone. Attire not required nor expected. You young ladies, come spend an evening with Bill Clinton.

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[Wyatt earp]

I wonder if you need an I.D. to get in?





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[the_human_being]

I wonder if you need an I.D. to get in?





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The young ladies don't. Bill has already put the fix in to let them through.

 

[the_human_being]

 

[DarkFury]

I wonder if you need an I.D. to get in?





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No, but they will be frisking those white folk.

 

[jon_berzerk]

what time do they vote god out

then have a forced and rigged vote bringing god back in

--LOL

 

[mamooth]

The RNC workshop schedule of events:

Day 1

9:00 AM Introductory group whine (fellowship building)

10:00 AM Core principles I -- The ends always justify the means for our side
-- Convincing yourself all the lies are justifiable "for the greater good"
-- Twisting history to pretend treason is justifiable
-- It's not a crime if a Republican does it.

12:00 Lunch. (Be sure to stiff your server, for practice in justifying awful behavior)

1:00 PM Whining workshop I -- Introduction to wussitude

3:00 PM. Core principles II -- You are a victim!
-- Anyone criticizing you makes you a victim
-- Anyone laughing at your whining is making you a victim
-- Anyone opposing your douchebaggery is making you a victim

Day 2:

9:00 AM Introductory 2-minutes-hate. For 60 minutes.

10:00 AM Core Principles III -- Hypocrisy
-- Inconsistency is okay. We're conservatives. Nobody expects better.
-- Always project your own hypocrisy on to liberals.
-- "You libtards are so rude". Go big with hypocrisy or go home.

Noon -- lunch break. (Don't go back to that restaurant where you stiffed the server, unless you want some special sauce with your meal.)

1:00 PM -- Humor workshop -- Why do we conservatives fail so hard at it?

3:00 PM -- Core Principles IV -- Reality Detachment
-- Economic reality detachment (supply side economics)
-- Historical reality detachment (The Constitution)
-- Scientific reality detachment (global warming)

Day 3

9:00 AM -- Wide-Stance hour in the men's restroom.

10:00 AM -- Core principles V -- Treason and sedition
-- Party before country
-- Party before family
-- Party before God

Noon -- lunch break. (Don't go out at all, as by now every server in town will be adding special sauce to the meal of any GOP convention attendee)

1:00 PM Whining workshop II -- Taking it up to "little bitch" levels.

3:00 PM -- Core principles VI -- Corruption
-- You earned that money that you're looting from the public coffers
-- Vote rigging and vote suppression, how we stay in office
-- Bribery is fine. Just pretend it's a campaign contribution.

5:00 PM -- Bonus wide-stance hour.

 

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[Lumpy 1]

The RNC workshop schedule of events:

Day 1

9:00 AM Introductory group whine (fellowship building)

10:00 AM Core principles I -- The ends always justify the means for our side
-- Convincing yourself all the lies are justifiable "for the greater good"
-- Twisting history to pretend treason is justifiable
-- It's not a crime if a Republican does it.

12:00 Lunch. (Be sure to stiff your server, for practice in justifying awful behavior)

1:00 PM Whining workshop I -- Introduction to wussitude

3:00 PM. Core principles II -- You are a victim!
-- Anyone criticizing you makes you a victim
-- Anyone laughing at your whining is making you a victim
-- Anyone opposing your douchebaggery is making you a victim

Day 2:

9:00 AM Introductory 2-minutes-hate. For 60 minutes.

10:00 AM Core Principles III -- Hypocrisy
-- Inconsistency is okay. We're conservatives. Nobody expects better.
-- Always project your own hypocrisy on to liberals.
-- "You libtards are so rude". Go big with hypocrisy or go home.

Noon -- lunch break. (Don't go back to that restaurant where you stiffed the server, unless you want some special sauce with your meal.)

1:00 PM -- Humor workshop (Why we fail so hard at it.)

3:00 PM -- Core Principles IV -- Reality Detachment
-- Economic reality detachment (supply side economics)
-- Historical reality detachment (The Constitution)
-- Scientific reality detachment (global warming)

Day 3

9:00 AM -- Wide-Stance hour in the men's restroom.

10:00 AM -- Core principles V -- Treason and sedition
-- Party before country
-- Party before family
-- Party before God

Noon -- lunch break. (Don't go out at all, as by now every server in town will be adding special sauce to the meal of any GOP convention attendee)

1:00 PM Whining workshop II -- Taking it up to "little bitch" levels.

3:00 PM -- Core principles VI -- Corruption
-- You earned that money that you're looting from the public coffers
-- Vote rigging and vote suppression, how we stay in office
-- Bribery is fine. Just pretend it's a campaign contribution.

5:00 PM -- Bonus wide-stance hour.

Exceedingly delusional but funny...