Just Out!! Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

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what time do they vote god out

then have a forced and rigged vote bringing god back in

--LOL
 
The RNC workshop schedule of events:

Day 1

9:00 AM Introductory group whine (fellowship building)

10:00 AM Core principles I -- The ends always justify the means for our side
-- Convincing yourself all the lies are justifiable "for the greater good"
-- Twisting history to pretend treason is justifiable
-- It's not a crime if a Republican does it.

12:00 Lunch. (Be sure to stiff your server, for practice in justifying awful behavior)

1:00 PM Whining workshop I -- Introduction to wussitude

3:00 PM. Core principles II -- You are a victim!
-- Anyone criticizing you makes you a victim
-- Anyone laughing at your whining is making you a victim
-- Anyone opposing your douchebaggery is making you a victim

Day 2:

9:00 AM Introductory 2-minutes-hate. For 60 minutes.

10:00 AM Core Principles III -- Hypocrisy
-- Inconsistency is okay. We're conservatives. Nobody expects better.
-- Always project your own hypocrisy on to liberals.
-- "You libtards are so rude". Go big with hypocrisy or go home.

Noon -- lunch break. (Don't go back to that restaurant where you stiffed the server, unless you want some special sauce with your meal.)

1:00 PM -- Humor workshop -- Why do we conservatives fail so hard at it?

3:00 PM -- Core Principles IV -- Reality Detachment
-- Economic reality detachment (supply side economics)
-- Historical reality detachment (The Constitution)
-- Scientific reality detachment (global warming)

Day 3

9:00 AM -- Wide-Stance hour in the men's restroom.

10:00 AM -- Core principles V -- Treason and sedition
-- Party before country
-- Party before family
-- Party before God

Noon -- lunch break. (Don't go out at all, as by now every server in town will be adding special sauce to the meal of any GOP convention attendee)

1:00 PM Whining workshop II -- Taking it up to "little bitch" levels.

3:00 PM -- Core principles VI -- Corruption
-- You earned that money that you're looting from the public coffers
-- Vote rigging and vote suppression, how we stay in office
-- Bribery is fine. Just pretend it's a campaign contribution.

5:00 PM -- Bonus wide-stance hour.
 
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The RNC workshop schedule of events:

Day 1

9:00 AM Introductory group whine (fellowship building)

10:00 AM Core principles I -- The ends always justify the means for our side
-- Convincing yourself all the lies are justifiable "for the greater good"
-- Twisting history to pretend treason is justifiable
-- It's not a crime if a Republican does it.

12:00 Lunch. (Be sure to stiff your server, for practice in justifying awful behavior)

1:00 PM Whining workshop I -- Introduction to wussitude

3:00 PM. Core principles II -- You are a victim!
-- Anyone criticizing you makes you a victim
-- Anyone laughing at your whining is making you a victim
-- Anyone opposing your douchebaggery is making you a victim

Day 2:

9:00 AM Introductory 2-minutes-hate. For 60 minutes.

10:00 AM Core Principles III -- Hypocrisy
-- Inconsistency is okay. We're conservatives. Nobody expects better.
-- Always project your own hypocrisy on to liberals.
-- "You libtards are so rude". Go big with hypocrisy or go home.

Noon -- lunch break. (Don't go back to that restaurant where you stiffed the server, unless you want some special sauce with your meal.)

1:00 PM -- Humor workshop (Why we fail so hard at it.)

3:00 PM -- Core Principles IV -- Reality Detachment
-- Economic reality detachment (supply side economics)
-- Historical reality detachment (The Constitution)
-- Scientific reality detachment (global warming)

Day 3

9:00 AM -- Wide-Stance hour in the men's restroom.

10:00 AM -- Core principles V -- Treason and sedition
-- Party before country
-- Party before family
-- Party before God

Noon -- lunch break. (Don't go out at all, as by now every server in town will be adding special sauce to the meal of any GOP convention attendee)

1:00 PM Whining workshop II -- Taking it up to "little bitch" levels.

3:00 PM -- Core principles VI -- Corruption
-- You earned that money that you're looting from the public coffers
-- Vote rigging and vote suppression, how we stay in office
-- Bribery is fine. Just pretend it's a campaign contribution.

5:00 PM -- Bonus wide-stance hour.

Exceedingly delusional but funny...:laugh:
 

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