Judge power trips on Chad Johnson after he

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patted his attorney on the butt.

Chad Johnson to serve 30 days in jail - ESPN

 

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An example of what some people would consider a problem.

 

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Sure hope the tough guy has plenty of headbutting prospects in jail. Wouldn't want his woman-beating skills to deteriorate while incarcerated.

Oh, and...Child, please!