Joe Biden picks a new White House Press secretary.

[Votto]

For the first time in scientific history, two humpback whales were seen mating while one appears to be a black female with another female, thus prompting Joe Biden to appoint the Black lesbian humpback whale as his new White House Press Secretary and replace Jeanne Pierre.

No word yet on how to fit the aquarium into the White House.

 

[The Duke]

Aw, what about the little cute tar baby Raggedy Ann doll?

She looks like milk chocolate. I could just eat her! This isn't even a great pic.

Lookada dimple!