Jews are celebrating Hanukkah in their attics all around the world!

[Votto]

Jewish Family Celebrates Hanukkah 2023 In Neighbor’s Attic

AMSTERDAM — Acknowledging the current hostile climate toward Jews around the globe, a local Jewish family decided to carry out their traditional Hanukkah celebration this year in the safety of their neighbor's attic.

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Jewish Family Celebrates Hanukkah 2023 In Neighbor’s Attic
WORLD·Dec 5, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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AMSTERDAM — Acknowledging the current hostile climate toward Jews around the globe, a local Jewish family decided to carry out their traditional Hanukkah celebration this year in the safety of their neighbor's attic.
"Let's be frank here, it's not safe to celebrate out in the open," said Benjamin Cohen. "We've always enjoyed celebrating Hanukkah as a family over the years, but with the way things are these days, we just don't feel like it's in our best interests to do it publicly this year. Thankfully, our dear neighbor has offered us a place in his attic. As long as it's kept secret, we'll be perfectly fine."
The Cohen family resolved to continue celebrating the major holidays of their faith despite increasingly dangerous rhetoric directed toward Jewish people in the wake of the ongoing conflict between Israel and Hamas in Gaza. "We're not going to let the current tension take away our celebration," said Benjamin's wife, Rachel. "It may look and feel a bit different this year, what with all the anger and intimidation and threats of violence, but we'll still keep up our tradition. Our people have had it much worse than this in other times!"

The Cohen's neighbor, Lars Jansen, was happy to help the family feel safe. "They are such wonderful neighbors," he said. "I'm happy to provide them with space in my attic to engage in their Jewish religious celebrations and have no intention of turning them in if faced with intense pressure from outside authorities."

At publishing time, the Cohens' celebration had been cut short by an angry crowd of college students protesting outside.

 

[theHawk]

Victims of their own stupid Marxist policies.

Serving Satan is never rewarding in the long run.

 

[luiza]

Did they say how ashamed they were that their extremist Government has become the world's worst Child Killers ?

Were they embarrassed at being scared because their Government had become as bad as Hitler's SS ?

I expect they chatted it privately .

 

[marvin martian]

Did they say how ashamed they were that their extremist Government has become the world's worst Child Killers ?

Were they embarrassed at being scared because their Government had become as bad as Hitler's SS ?

I expect they chatted it privately .

^^^Typical anti-Semite who thinks all Jews are Israeli.

 

[okfine]

They sure look happy in that picture. Can't be all that bad.

 

[Votto]

^^^Typical anti-Semite who thinks all Jews are Israeli.

I think when they kill a Jew anywhere in the world, they think they are taking down Zionism single handedly.

Yea, they are all nuts.

 

[Crepitus]

YOU guys do realis this is satire, right?

 

[Votto]

YOU guys do realis this is satire, right?

It's hard to tell.

Half of what the Babylon Bee prints comes true.

 

[luiza]

^^^Typical anti-Semite who thinks all Jews are Israeli.

As usual you are 100% wrong .
But that is a standard response from many who have no idea what is going on .

How many children have the Israelis killed , maimed , injured and starved ?
What is the Dagan Plan -- clue Genocide?
What is the Hannibal Directive?

Before sticking what you think are convenioent labels to people who have other opinions , DYOR and learn some hard facts .

It would be cruel on you but I could submit a compelling case that people like you are unwittingly 100% anti semitic .
But as you are a Normie , I will not bother -- space , time , effort etc .

 

[FDR_Reagan]

YOU guys do realis this is satire, right?

Lol

 

[FDR_Reagan]

^^^Typical anti-Semite who thinks all Jews are Israeli.

Luiza supports the child killers Palestinian-Islamic regime who cause the fatalities of both sides

 

[marvin martian]

As usual you are 100% wrong .
But that is a standard response from many who have no idea what is going on .

How many children have the Israelis killed , maimed , injured and starved ?
What is the Dagan Plan -- clue Genocide?
What is the Hannibal Directive?

Before sticking what you think are convenioent labels to people who have other opinions , DYOR and learn some hard facts .

It would be cruel on you but I could submit a compelling case that people like you are unwittingly 100% anti semitic .
But as you are a Normie , I will not bother -- space , time , effort etc .

Fuck off, Hamas lover.