How to Swiftboat McCain By Lee Patton
Raising Cain with McCain
"While Obama is blessed with that famous middle nameglad reminder of our late ally King Hussein of JordanMcCains name seems innocuous. But look at it again. What comes after the Mc? CAIN. CAIN! The very name of the Bibles first murderer, a brother-killer, no less. Given the bullying McCain is notorious for, does his uncontrollable rage spring directly from Cains own dark DNA? If he is the great-great-great-great-grandson of humanitys original killer, little wonder McCain wants to extend the carnage in Iraq for another hundred years."
Old Lion or Cindys Boy?
"Another of McCains supposed assets is his masculine imagethe older lion with younger trophy wife. This is easily reversed, for McCain is actually Cindys trophy. Alcohol-distribution heiress Cindy McCain has the prize politician on a leashhes old, battered, unsexy, maybe--but adequate as her rich and powerful familys water boy in Washington."
Lee Patton: How to Swiftboat McCain
Raising Cain with McCain
"While Obama is blessed with that famous middle nameglad reminder of our late ally King Hussein of JordanMcCains name seems innocuous. But look at it again. What comes after the Mc? CAIN. CAIN! The very name of the Bibles first murderer, a brother-killer, no less. Given the bullying McCain is notorious for, does his uncontrollable rage spring directly from Cains own dark DNA? If he is the great-great-great-great-grandson of humanitys original killer, little wonder McCain wants to extend the carnage in Iraq for another hundred years."
Old Lion or Cindys Boy?
"Another of McCains supposed assets is his masculine imagethe older lion with younger trophy wife. This is easily reversed, for McCain is actually Cindys trophy. Alcohol-distribution heiress Cindy McCain has the prize politician on a leashhes old, battered, unsexy, maybe--but adequate as her rich and powerful familys water boy in Washington."
Lee Patton: How to Swiftboat McCain