Jasmine Crockett Says She Was Just Criticizing GOP Policies When She Called Gov. Abbott 'Honkey Boy In The Wheelchair Whose Legs Don't Work No More'

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Jasmine Crockett Says She Was Just Criticizing GOP Policies When She Called Gov. Abbott 'Honkey Boy In The Wheelchair Whose Legs Don't Work No More'
Politics·Mar 26, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — Texas Representative Jasmine Crockett is under fire for comments made during a banquet in Los Angeles where she referred to Texas Governor Greg Abbott as "that honkey boy in the wheelchair whose legs don't work no more." However, Crockett states that her words are being twisted, as she was only blasting GOP policies.

"I was only criticizing Republican tax policies when I called him 'Captain Wheelchair McCripple,'" Rep. Crockett clarified. "Besides, he likes the name. I mean, look at him. He has no legs."

While speaking at the event, Crockett also referred to Abbot as Governor Micro Machines, Speed Racer, and Professor Charles Xavier.

Governor Greg Abbott hit back at Crockett for the perceived slight. "Why someone would insult another human being at a Human Rights Campaign event, of all places, is beyond me," he said. "I am a human! Don't let the wheelchair confuse you."

Washington Democrats were quick to defend Crockett's words, arguing they should be taken as an allegory for how the GOP is crippling the American people. "She's black," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "It's impossible for her to insult a white paraplegic like Governor Furiosa."

At publishing time, Jasmine Crockett denied ever knowing "Optimus Roller Wheels".

 

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Jasmine Crockett Says She Was Just Criticizing GOP Policies When She Called Gov. Abbott 'Honkey Boy In The Wheelchair Whose Legs Don't Work No More'
Politics·Mar 26, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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U.S. — Texas Representative Jasmine Crockett is under fire for comments made during a banquet in Los Angeles where she referred to Texas Governor Greg Abbott as "that honkey boy in the wheelchair whose legs don't work no more." However, Crockett states that her words are being twisted, as she was only blasting GOP policies.

"I was only criticizing Republican tax policies when I called him 'Captain Wheelchair McCripple,'" Rep. Crockett clarified. "Besides, he likes the name. I mean, look at him. He has no legs."

While speaking at the event, Crockett also referred to Abbot as Governor Micro Machines, Speed Racer, and Professor Charles Xavier.

Governor Greg Abbott hit back at Crockett for the perceived slight. "Why someone would insult another human being at a Human Rights Campaign event, of all places, is beyond me," he said. "I am a human! Don't let the wheelchair confuse you."

Washington Democrats were quick to defend Crockett's words, arguing they should be taken as an allegory for how the GOP is crippling the American people. "She's black," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "It's impossible for her to insult a white paraplegic like Governor Furiosa."

At publishing time, Jasmine Crockett denied ever knowing "Optimus Roller Wheels".

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What a pig.



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[rightwinger]

Maybe they can work out some Transformer deal with Gov Abbotts wheelchair

 

[mudwhistle]

 

[MarathonMike]

Maybe they can work out some Transformer deal with Gov Abbotts wheelchair

I am SHOCKED at all you DEI lovers being so demeaning to people with disabilities. Hypocrisy much?

 

[citygator]

The next funny Babylon Bee article that makes me laugh will be the first.

 

[MarathonMike]

The next funny Babylon Bee article that makes me laugh will be the first.

More proof that supporting Democrats requires removal of the humor center of your brain. Late night "comedy" is even more proof of this theory.

 

[citygator]

More proof that supporting Democrats requires removal of the humor center of your brain. Late night "comedy" is even more proof of this theory.

90% of successful comedy is liberal. Conservatives are unfunny because they think its funny to punch down and make fun of the homeless for example. Real funny. Nate Bargetze is funny, seemingly as a conservative, because he makes fun of himself and doesnt punch down. That is humor and rare for a conservative. Not the stupid cruel shit right wingers want to be funny.

 

[rightwinger]

I am SHOCKED at all you DEI lovers being so demeaning to people with disabilities. Hypocrisy much?

This is TRUMP America.
Mocking people with disabilities is acceptable

 

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Jasmine Crockett Says She Was Just Criticizing GOP Policies When She Called Gov. Abbott 'Honkey Boy In The Wheelchair Whose Legs Don't Work No More'
Politics·Mar 26, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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U.S. — Texas Representative Jasmine Crockett is under fire for comments made during a banquet in Los Angeles where she referred to Texas Governor Greg Abbott as "that honkey boy in the wheelchair whose legs don't work no more." However, Crockett states that her words are being twisted, as she was only blasting GOP policies.

"I was only criticizing Republican tax policies when I called him 'Captain Wheelchair McCripple,'" Rep. Crockett clarified. "Besides, he likes the name. I mean, look at him. He has no legs."

While speaking at the event, Crockett also referred to Abbot as Governor Micro Machines, Speed Racer, and Professor Charles Xavier.

Governor Greg Abbott hit back at Crockett for the perceived slight. "Why someone would insult another human being at a Human Rights Campaign event, of all places, is beyond me," he said. "I am a human! Don't let the wheelchair confuse you."

Washington Democrats were quick to defend Crockett's words, arguing they should be taken as an allegory for how the GOP is crippling the American people. "She's black," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "It's impossible for her to insult a white paraplegic like Governor Furiosa."

At publishing time, Jasmine Crockett denied ever knowing "Optimus Roller Wheels".

A completely accurate statement.

He just wants to be poppa wheelie