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Thousands gather to like the Giant crack pipe in downtown San Fran. Gavin Newsom was present and said, "Thanks to our President Xi, our streets look clean for the first time in decades, so let's party and welcome Mother Nature's Winter Solstice! But feel free to once again use our streets to defecate on and throw away any drug paraphernalia." The crowd then cheered with glee.
A dumpster from Planned Parenthood was lit up in flames as a sacrifice to President Xi.
Unfortunately, a group of crack heads stormed the Giant Crack Pipe as they attempted to use it for themselves, but were not detained by the fascist police. Yes, the smoked it.
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