Israel Asks Hezbollah To Please Wait By Pagers For Message Announcing Start Of Ceasefire

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Israel Asks Hezbollah To Please Wait By Pagers For Message Announcing Start Of Ceasefire
World·Nov 27, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

BEIRUT — After announcing that an agreement had been reached for a pause in military operations, Israel asked Hezbollah to please wait by their pagers for a message to confirm what time the ceasefire would begin.

After over a year of open warfare between Israel and Hezbollah, both sides are anxiously anticipating the ceasefire message being delivered to every remaining Hezbollah terrorist.

"The print will be very small, so maybe hold the pager close to your face," suggested Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. "Hold it with both hands to keep it steady. If you're concerned you'll miss the notice, try keeping the pager held tightly against your ear."

While many hailed the agreement as a major breakthrough, some Hezbollah terrorists remained pessimistic. "I just keep getting the feeling that there's more to the story," said local terrorist Mohammed Abdallah, strapping on his pager. "I can't put my finger on it. Call it a hunch, but I think there may be some trickery going on."

At publishing time, the Mossad had excitedly started the countdown to the ceasefire message.

 

[1srelluc]

LOL....Clever title.

 

[Thunk]

Israel asked Hezbollah to please wait by their pagers for a message

Lefty Goodnut ain't gonna fall for that one again!

 

[gtopa1]

Has to be the BB; otherwise there's a new genius in town.


Yes.
Insult To Injury: African Kids Receive Overstock Harris-Walz Hats To Wear With Their Yankees World Championship Shirts
World·Nov 12, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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AFRICA — A perky, bright-eyed group of African kids was recently disappointed to receive a bunch of overstock "Harris-Walz" hats along with their shipment of New York Yankees World Championship shirts from America.
According to several kids from the group, the American attempt at charity came off as a tacky, rude gesture.
"We want cool clothes, not this off-hand junk from losers," said Azibo Habiba, a 12-year-old. "We don't like to wear the shirts and caps from teams that get losses in big blowouts. Where are all the ones from the cool teams? Teams that squander a 5-0 lead are bad. These are just stupid advertisements for sad failures. And that one man who kept waving his hands like some kind of idiot...we don't want his name anywhere near us."
Sources say the Harris campaign has been desperate to offload the hats as they had purchased $48 million worth of them for some reason.
At publishing time, the kids were further disappointed to receive a shipment of "Kelce+Swift" crossover merch.



Greg

 

[luiza]

Nutty admits defeat as his tired and inexperienced fighters and economy fall faster than a Russian hyper- sonic missile gift .

What a craven stand down from the insane Nazi who promised nothing until the missing hostages were recovered .

But with his army in open revolt , a lack of weapons and on the wrong end of repeated drubbing by the glorious Three H Freedom Fighters , what else might you expect from the Hitler impersonator?

Meanwhile I am sure those mighty Hezzers will be finalising plans to take north Israel and begin the march toward Tel Aviv .

Lots of Allahu Akbars today all over the world .

 

[gtopa1]

Nutty admits defeat as his tired and inexperienced fighters and economy fall faster than a Russian hyper- sonic missile gift .

What a craven stand down from the insane Nazi who promised nothing until the missing hostages were recovered .

But with his army in open revolt , a lack of weapons and on the wrong end of repeated drubbing by the glorious Three H Freedom Fighters , what else might you expect from the Hitler impersonator?

Meanwhile I am sure those mighty Hezzers will be finalising plans to take north Israel and begin the march toward Tel Aviv .

Lots of Allahu Akbars today all over the world .

Pommy slum dog says what??

Greg

 

[luiza]

Pommy slum dog says what??

Greg

Here's Groper again , our illiterate chatter box .
You used precisely that same post very recently . Is it the only one they have taught you Grog out in the Oz desert ?

I have a feeling this Chat site is a little too highbrow for you .

So, how is the Kangaroo ranching going , Grog .
Expect chasing those varmints keeps you on your toes .
Thought you would like chatting about Roos ---I said , trying to find a subject that the Oz Sheeple might know something about .

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