Yeah, who should be believed you or our lying eyes?
Read both yourself. We'll use "magic" as one example of the incongruity:
Qur'an:
And the evildoers say: You follow but a man bewitched! - 25:8
Ahadith:
Magic was worked on the Prophet so that he began to fancy that he was doing a thing which he was not actually doing. - B. 4:54:490
And you'd have Muslims believe that we aren't to use this as an example of how to conduct ourselves? That's positively absurd. That is the authentic sunnah of the Messenger ﷺ that we're required to follow.
Again, we're supposed to take nothing away from this? As if mentioning it once wasn't enough, the same commandment is repeated again in 5:8 with no reference to a "specific time and place."
open ended no mention of time and place present tense
open ended for all time until only Islam exists
A bit like 5:8, then.
Your illogic is coming back to bite you.