is your cat a psychopath?

[scruffy]

Is your cat a psychopath?

Here's how you can find out.

Fill out this questionnaire.

Scientists Developed a Questionnaire to Identify if Your Cat Is a Psychopath

What, exactly, is your cat thinking? Scientists came up with a questionnaire in 2021 that might give you some idea of where your feline friend fits on what's known as the triarchic model of psychopathy.

www.sciencealert.com

 

[toobfreak]

Is your cat a psychopath?

All of my cats were psychopaths.
I eventually beat it out of all of them to stop plotting on my life.
Bastards wanted my bed.
Those few others whom I failed at I merely bribed to let me live.

 

[scruffy]

All of my cats were psychopaths.
I eventually beat it out of all of them to stop plotting on my life.
Bastards wanted my bed.
Those few others whom I failed at I merely bribed to let me live.

My neighbor's cat is a psychopath.

He's an excellent hunter. Goes after lizards.

Doesn't like to be held, or petted.

But likes being talked to.

 

[Sherlock Holmes]

My neighbor's cat is a psychopath.

He's an excellent hunter. Goes after lizards.

Doesn't like to be held, or petted.

But likes being talked to.

Does it fall asleep when you talk to it like most people here do?

 

[Oddball]

Does it fall asleep when you talk to it like most people here do?

Are you the turd in everyone's punch bowl, or do you save that up for here?

 

[Sherlock Holmes]

Are you the turd in everyone's punch bowl, or do you save that up for here?

The man likes to insult people when he's on the back foot in debates about science so it's my payback.

e.g.

What do you think recursion is, you bloody idiot?
Damn you're dumb.
you stupid shit.
you're full of shit
This is the science forum, you idiot
WTF is the matter with you?
You're a nutball
You're full of bullshit.

He relies on ad-hominem when the facts and logic undermine his claims.

 

[Mister Iggy]

I have had psychopath cats. They will be sleeping on your lap and if you move one inch, start growling and hissing at you.

Ive also had a stoner cat. Lived to be 22.. loved the green haze..

 

[toobfreak]

I have had psychopath cats. They will be sleeping on your lap and if you move one inch, start growling and hissing at you.

No cat of mine would ever pull that. If they did, they would find life quickly changing for the worse and would quickly turn around.

Ive also had a stoner cat. Lived to be 22.. loved the green haze..

Wow, that is really old for a cat.

 

[LuckyDuck01!]

Is your cat a psychopath?

Here's how you can find out.

Fill out this questionnaire.

Scientists Developed a Questionnaire to Identify if Your Cat Is a Psychopath

What, exactly, is your cat thinking? Scientists came up with a questionnaire in 2021 that might give you some idea of where your feline friend fits on what's known as the triarchic model of psychopathy.

www.sciencealert.com

The cat in this house doesn't fit much in the questionnaire and probably has only two active brain cells. It's the Forrest Gump of cats.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Like most creatures, they generally respond to you the way you treat them. If your cat is an asshole, you might want to examine your own soul.

All my animals love me btw

 

[eagle1462010]

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Is your cat a psychopath?

Here's how you can find out.

Fill out this questionnaire.

Scientists Developed a Questionnaire to Identify if Your Cat Is a Psychopath

What, exactly, is your cat thinking? Scientists came up with a questionnaire in 2021 that might give you some idea of where your feline friend fits on what's known as the triarchic model of psychopathy.

www.sciencealert.com

Not just a psychopath, but a weapon of mass destruction.

 

[ReinyDays]

I printed out the questionnaire ... but my cats just sniff it and walked off ...

 

[Carl in Michigan]

I used to have a Maine Coon. They are the most amazing creatures God ever created. R.I.P. Prince Harry