It's almost time stupid Edomite bastards: as it's written.
The winepress was trodden without the city, (outside the city wall) and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, (blood six feet deep) by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.(Blood runs 1,600 furlongs within and the valley). Rev 14:20.
Again......It will be done right this time.
Slackjawed Rothschild here.
Quoting from the book of revelations has no effect on us, we shall enslave you.
Tell it to the demon overlord's in lowest hell...whining Bitc*.
The blood bath is only the beginning.
....so to help you out I am posting this form to make your own NEW conspiracy theory.
Just fill in the blanks and away you go.
"Are you kidding me? [ event ] was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that [ appeal to precedent ]. And have you noticed that [ ruling elite ] has started to act very strangely? They obviously donÂ’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking [ disturbing question ]? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of [ dedicated group of truth-seekers ] arenÂ’t swallowing their story. Look, donÂ’t take it from me; [ expert endorsement ] is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because [ suggestion of imminent threat ]. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear."
from;
Print: 6 Elements Every Conspiracy Theory Needs | Magazine
here's an example;
"Are you kidding me? The moon landing was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that governments always try to divert attention from unpopular wars. And have you noticed that the CIA has started to act very strangely? They obviously donÂ’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking to see the high-quality video of the first moonwalk? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of The Flat Earth Society arenÂ’t swallowing their story. Look, donÂ’t take it from me; self-published author and former Rocketdyne librarian Bill Kaysing is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because just look at what happened to Kennedy. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear."
and another example;
"Are you kidding me? The death of Lady Di was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that faked car accidents are a favorite means of assassination. And have you noticed that the British Royal Family has started to act very strangely? They obviously donÂ’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking what really caused the 1999 fire in the Paris Palais de Justice? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of the Al Fayed family arenÂ’t swallowing their story. Look, donÂ’t take it from me; former MI5 agent David Shayler is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because there are legions of fanatics who will do whatever it takes to protect the British monarchy. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear."
another example;
"Are you kidding me? Vietnam War was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that Nazi Germany. And have you noticed that Illuminati has started to act very strangely? They obviously donÂ’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking Do you masturbate? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of Conspiracy theorists aren't swallowing their story. Look, donÂ’t take it from me; David Icke is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because Worldwide holocaust of the gerbils. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear."
Are you kidding me? The death of Jerry Garcia was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that Phish wanted him gone!. And have you noticed that Illuminati has started to act very strangely? They obviously donÂ’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking "where's Jerry?" Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of Conspiracy theorists aren't swallowing their story. Look, donÂ’t take it from me; Wavy Gravy is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because there will be a worldwide ban on Jerry's music!. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear."