Iran is winning

[JGalt]

Winning so much they just released a ten million rial banknote. Which is worth about $7.60 USD

I wonder how many goats that will buy? I'm asking for a friend.


Iran launches 10 million rial note, highest-ever denomination


"Iran has introduced its highest-value banknote yet — a 10 million rial note — as war and economic turmoil push the country’s financial system to the brink. According to Financial Times reporting, the new note, worth roughly $7, has already begun circulating through banks as long queues form outside cash machines, with many running dry amid fears that electronic payment systems could fail during the ongoing US-Israel conflict.

The move marks a sharp escalation in Tehran’s response to spiralling inflation and a collapsing currency. The pink banknote, featuring the historic Jameh Mosque of Yazd on one side and the ancient Bam Citadel on the other, overtakes the 5 million rial note introduced just weeks earlier. Authorities insist the measure is designed to “ensure public access to cash”, even as digital banking remains officially prioritised."

Iran launches 10 million rial note, highest-ever denomination, as war deepens economic crisis - The Times of India

 

[Anomalism]

Iran is fucked. Only lunatics don't see this reality. They were never in a position to exchange with us equally in military conflict, not even close.

EDIT: Imagine if we needed to make 10 million dollars bills. What would that say about the state of our economy?

 

[MisterBeale]

Iran may be screwed, but Israel and the GCC will go down with them.

This is all madness.

 

[Darkwind]

Winning so much they just released a ten million rial banknote. Which is worth about $7.60 USD

I wonder how many goats that will buy? I'm asking for a friend.


Iran launches 10 million rial note, highest-ever denomination


"Iran has introduced its highest-value banknote yet — a 10 million rial note — as war and economic turmoil push the country’s financial system to the brink. According to Financial Times reporting, the new note, worth roughly $7, has already begun circulating through banks as long queues form outside cash machines, with many running dry amid fears that electronic payment systems could fail during the ongoing US-Israel conflict.

The move marks a sharp escalation in Tehran’s response to spiralling inflation and a collapsing currency. The pink banknote, featuring the historic Jameh Mosque of Yazd on one side and the ancient Bam Citadel on the other, overtakes the 5 million rial note introduced just weeks earlier. Authorities insist the measure is designed to “ensure public access to cash”, even as digital banking remains officially prioritised."

Iran launches 10 million rial note, highest-ever denomination, as war deepens economic crisis - The Times of India

This is actually irritating.

It's been weeks. Iran shouldn't be able to issue not one ******* thing.

Destroy their printers, but more importantly, kill that ******* regime once and for all and have done with it.

Tired of this shit dragging out. We have other problems at home, and the biggest threat to the USA right now is the left.

 

[MarathonMike]

We can't underestimate the determination of whack job radical Muslims. The Iranian population needs to be armed to the teeth. The free world should start a massive arming campaign.

 

[JGalt]

Iran may be screwed, but Israel and the GCC will go down with them.

This is all madness.

In 2025, the shekel rose about 6.7% against the US dollar. By early 2026, it was trading around 3.09-3.10 against the dollar, close to its strongest levels in four years.

 

[MisterBeale]

In 2025, the shekel rose about 6.7% against the US dollar. By early 2026, it was trading around 3.09-3.10 against the dollar, close to its strongest levels in four years.

and?

 

[JGalt]

and?

annnnd the war doesn't seem to be hurting Israel's economy. They've been backed into a corner ever since the late 40's, so it's "do or die."

 

[Orangecat]

They should call it the Happy Meal note. That’s about what it’ll buy you in the first world.

 

[Robert W]

This is actually irritating.

It's been weeks. Iran shouldn't be able to issue not one ******* thing.

Destroy their printers, but more importantly, kill that ******* regime once and for all and have done with it.

Tired of this shit dragging out. We have other problems at home, and the biggest threat to the USA right now is the left.

If Americans could be executed for making war against God, we would be just like Iran.

 

[Lockback]

Iran may be screwed, but Israel and the GCC will go down with them.

This is all madness.

What an idiotic statement.

 

[ozro]

We ought to help them in this endeavor. We should print a couple million of those notes and drop them over the cities of Iran.