Invest in beer!

[Colin]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines a few years ago, you will have $49.00 today
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG a few years ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers a few years ago, you will have $0.00 today
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all of it, then turned in the aluminium cans for
recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I'm going to cash out all of my mutuals and invest in Old Speckled Hen.

 

[Colin]

An excellent choice BBD. An investment guaranteed to take you to the heady heights of success!

 

[Colin]

A recent study found that the average Englishman walks about 900 miles a year.

I drink about 19 gallons of beer a year.

Hell! That means I'm getting about 47 miles to the gallon!

 

[Two Thumbs]

Wait, so not only have I been pissing my invest away.

I've been crushing it and tossing it out?

Any word on the burgers and fries?

 

[Valerie]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines a few years ago, you will have $49.00 today
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG a few years ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers a few years ago, you will have $0.00 today
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all of it, then turned in the aluminium cans for
recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

At least when all your money is gone, you won't feel a thing! *hic*

 

[Dr.House]

I'm doing my part... I make my own....

 

[Colin]

Wait, so not only have I been pissing my invest away.

I've been crushing it and tossing it out?

Any word on the burgers and fries?

Careful now, TT. Mixing burgers and fries with a heavy investment in liquid assets could result in the world falling out of your bottom!

 

[Two Thumbs]

Wait, so not only have I been pissing my invest away.

I've been crushing it and tossing it out?

Any word on the burgers and fries?

Careful now, TT. Mixing burgers and fries with a heavy investment in liquid assets could result in the world falling out of your bottom!

 

[Valerie]

I wonder if I could get anything for my sand dollar collection...?

 

[Two Thumbs]

I wonder if I could get anything for my sand dollar collection...?

I'll trade you my herd of pet rock collectables.

 

[Colin]

I'm shell shocked!

 

[Colin]

I wonder if I could get anything for my sand dollar collection...?

Sorry. There's only one recognised currency in this thread!

 

[Colin]

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[Big Black Dog]

I wonder if I could get anything for my sand dollar collection...?

If they are like American dollars, they are only worth about 60 cents apiece.

 

[Valerie]

I wonder if I could get anything for my sand dollar collection...?

If they are like American dollars, they are only worth about 60 cents apiece.

No way man! Those things are PRICELESS!