I'm going to Claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census

[mal]

I'm going to Claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census

In Honor of Harry "Light Skinned Negro" Reid (D-NV) I'm going to claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census.

There is an "other" section for Race:

The Questions on the Form - 2010 Census

Now hear me out...

It is a generally accepted claim that Blacks are the Salt of the Earth... Who were here First. If we ALL came from the Original Man, and the Original Man was a Black Man, then I am technically an "Extremely Light Skinned Negro".

It can be no other way, Correct?...

I'm gettin' Mine!... Try to stop me!

Copyright ©2010 - americanfreepress.org/tha malcontent​

peace...

 

[Zona]

Greatest thread ever.

 

[mudwhistle]

Well....we are all related.

Funny thing is I've spent more time in Africa then 90% of Black Americans.

 

[mal]

Well....we are all related.

Funny thing is I've spent more time in Africa then 90% of Black Americans.

We have Consultant who Reminds me of:

Who was Born in Africa... Sounds as British as the Queen, and is Technically an African American...



peace...

 

[mal]

Greatest thread ever.

Then give me some PosRep, you Tease...



peace...

 

[mal]

I'm going to Claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census

In Honor of Harry "Light Skinned Negro" Reid (D-NV) I'm going to claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census.

There is an "other" section for Race:

The Questions on the Form - 2010 Census

Now hear me out...

It is a generally accepted claim that Blacks are the Salt of the Earth... Who were here First. If we ALL came from the Original Man, and the Original Man was a Black Man, then I am technically an "Extremely Light Skinned Negro".

It can be no other way, Correct?...

I'm gettin' Mine!... Try to stop me!

Copyright ©2010 - americanfreepress.org/tha malcontent​

peace...

^I Actually had a Dream about this... Of course, had I Started my Rant out with that... Well.

Anyway, it's True... It came to me in a Dream.



peace...

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Mal, Mal, Mal, this was a riot.

The good news is that I realized that since my Mom was born in Rio, I am officially a Hispanic; where's all my free stuff, stimulus money, anything?

 

[mudwhistle]

Mal, Mal, Mal, this was a riot.

The good news is that I realized that since my Mom was born in Rio, I am officially a Hispanic; where's all my free stuff, stimulus money, anything?

I was born in America....does that make me a "Native-American"???

 

[mal]

Mal, Mal, Mal, this was a riot.

The good news is that I realized that since my Mom was born in Rio, I am officially a Hispanic; where's all my free stuff, stimulus money, anything?

Thanks!...

Me Best Man in me Wedding is Hispanic... Do I get anything?...



peace...

 

[mal]

Mal, Mal, Mal, this was a riot.

The good news is that I realized that since my Mom was born in Rio, I am officially a Hispanic; where's all my free stuff, stimulus money, anything?

I was born in America....does that make me a "Native-American"???

One would have to Assume.

I Drink More than Average... That's another Piece of Evidence.



peace...

 

[William Joyce]

I'm going to Claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census

In Honor of Harry "Light Skinned Negro" Reid (D-NV) I'm going to claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census.

There is an "other" section for Race:

The Questions on the Form - 2010 Census

Now hear me out...

It is a generally accepted claim that Blacks are the Salt of the Earth... Who were here First. If we ALL came from the Original Man, and the Original Man was a Black Man, then I am technically an "Extremely Light Skinned Negro".

It can be no other way, Correct?...

I'm gettin' Mine!... Try to stop me!

Copyright ©2010 - americanfreepress.org/tha malcontent​

peace...

You go, brother!

I always tell people I'm multicultural. Anglo - Saxon. See the hyphen in there???

 

[Liability]

I'm going to Claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census

In Honor of Harry "Light Skinned Negro" Reid (D-NV) I'm going to claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census.

There is an "other" section for Race:

The Questions on the Form - 2010 Census

Now hear me out...

It is a generally accepted claim that Blacks are the Salt of the Earth... Who were here First. If we ALL came from the Original Man, and the Original Man was a Black Man, then I am technically an "Extremely Light Skinned Negro".

It can be no other way, Correct?...

I'm gettin' Mine!... Try to stop me!

Copyright ©2010 - americanfreepress.org/tha malcontent​

peace...

The theory for which the MOVIE got named is: Out of Africa.

Once upon a time, ALL of our ancestors were Africans. Once upon a time "we" were all blacks. And I have long maintained that if we all come from the Original Man, and that original man was a black man, then I am (technically speaking of course) very much like our President. I am also self-identifiable as a black man.

In my case, of course, I prefer "a person of color."

The color happens to be off-white and pinkish. Except when I play long enough in the Sun. Then, usually, I'm a bit more reddish. Rarely (and mostly back in the days of my yute) I could also be light brown.

If I answer the Census to the degree they want me to (which goes way beyond what a Census was designed to do -- and which is thus of debatable Constitutionality), I think I, too, will identify my "race" as "other."

 

[Zona]

Well....we are all related.

Funny thing is I've spent more time in Africa then 90% of Black Americans.

We have Consultant who Reminds me of:

Who was Born in Africa... Sounds as British as the Queen, and is Technically an African American...



peace...

Dr. House?

 

[jillian]

Mal, Mal, Mal, this was a riot.

The good news is that I realized that since my Mom was born in Rio, I am officially a Hispanic; where's all my free stuff, stimulus money, anything?

I knew you were one of those darned anchor babies.

 

[Zoom-boing]

I'm claiming alabaster.

 

[Liability]

I'm claiming alabaster.

That's kinda nice.

 

[keee keee]

be careful don't respond with Nappy Headed Ho or you might get in trouble and kick off the radio

 

[Big Black Dog]

Well....we are all related.

Funny thing is I've spent more time in Africa then 90% of Black Americans.

I can make that claim too. What did I win?

 

[keee keee]

a cigar!!!!

 

[JenyEliza]

I'm going to Claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census

In Honor of Harry "Light Skinned Negro" Reid (D-NV) I'm going to claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census.

There is an "other" section for Race:

The Questions on the Form - 2010 Census

Now hear me out...

It is a generally accepted claim that Blacks are the Salt of the Earth... Who were here First. If we ALL came from the Original Man, and the Original Man was a Black Man, then I am technically an "Extremely Light Skinned Negro".

It can be no other way, Correct?...

I'm gettin' Mine!... Try to stop me!

Copyright ©2010 - americanfreepress.org/tha malcontent​

peace...

I'm going to claim "Black Irish" and see if that doesn't just confuse the FUCK out of some dumb census taker!



(btw....I actually *am* Black Irish).